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| fool of a took | | they/them/their | | internet is my hobby | | does the cusses | | butthole lazer fantasizer | | member of the We Do Not Care Club |

154 Followers  |  209 Following  |  1,957 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024  |  2.1409

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this was in my collection, too! πŸ˜€

07.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

curation is an important part of content modeling

07.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weekly, sometimes daily:

Heavy dependence on brigade reports, lazy keyword moderation, broken suspension appeal process

In short, T&S is as the Irish would say, grand.

07.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's legal here, there's even boobie painting at our art festivals lol

07.10.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pee Wee Herman trying to use a payphone while a bunch of bikers get rowdy in the bar. A negative consequence follows!

Pee Wee Herman trying to use a payphone while a bunch of bikers get rowdy in the bar. A negative consequence follows!

Trying to use the shitposting app during modgate like

06.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 898    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

They couldn’t call it β€œBrown Poupon” for obvious reasons.

06.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

They do! If faecium is too large for the intestine (squid beaks etc), it comes out the other end

07.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my forbidden snacks, noo!

07.10.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

give greta thunberg a gundam

06.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4426    πŸ” 1413    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 62

pow right in the benettons

07.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm talking thousands of entries that had flags for a really small team of volunteers it sucked ass for a while lol

07.10.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I worked a system where things got flags based on a weighted system built over time. ALL flags were manually reviewed and cleared with 3 outcomes: good flag, mistake, bad flag

Rack up enough bad flags (making reports) on an account and your flagging ability was reduced significantly and vice versa

07.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Phone camera apps should have a bird noise button so your cat looks at the lens.

07.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Is
Anal
Cheeeeeese

07.10.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the tariff shelf. you know, in the back. πŸ˜‚

what a fucking chud

07.10.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dang if ms thunberg didn't make some points

06.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hm, gonna see if I can even log in over there πŸ˜…

06.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never been a good poster, I have decades of mediocrity behind me ✊🏻

06.10.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It looks fun and it'll be available for the switch, I'm excited!

06.10.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whatttttt

06.10.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"moderate yourselves!"
*bans all the good posters*
πŸ™„

06.10.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello Mrs G

06.10.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

F

05.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a black and white photo of a little boy sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin . Alt: Spanky, a small boy from the television program The Lil Rascals, sits at a desk and drums his fingers seemingly deep in thought

just waiting for that notif from the dispo

05.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Explain your username

- weed smoker with a baby face

05.10.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

entering the Helldump era??

04.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want a peppermint patty now πŸ˜…

04.10.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2885    πŸ” 860    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 9

my wife has a cousin that "collects" them (she has 4 or 5)

04.10.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

subcutaneous fart bubbles tattoo is a choice for sure

04.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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