@ersatzfusillade.bsky.social
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This is wonderful and I'm glad other people do this (though the floor is quite a choice)
10.12.2025 06:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The one at the top here may glow in the dark, very faintly, if you hold it under a very bright light for a bit
10.12.2025 06:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol I do this, it's a fun prank that I've always hoped makes people smile
I leave them in odd pet-friendly places in homes or on the counter of say, my dispensary (they got the glow in the dark one (they're clear-ish))
"we shan't shilly-shally" was a phrase my mom used a lot :D
10.12.2025 06:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Propofol is a wonderful thing
From "ooh I feel the spicy" to waking up in literally a blink and then able to get dressed 10 minutes later
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yes I'm woke
woke n boke
I love how this outage took out downdetector ahahahaha
05.12.2025 12:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SAY IT AGAIN
05.12.2025 04:34 β π 39 π 11 π¬ 1 π 1it's one of the coolest clubs in town, hepcat
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LIVE BREAKING NEWS SHRIMPS IS BUGS giant cat telling you
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04.12.2025 23:19 β π 33 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0it's been a minute since i saw a sincere version of the attack helicopter post
no surprise it's from that dip shit
my new favorite "conspiracy theory" is that the storm on Saturns south pole is actually a cube and not a hexagon
the hexagon is still unexplained anyway so why not?
They should do MyChart Wrapped
03.12.2025 22:13 β π 4496 π 1108 π¬ 60 π 108i'm also a little proud of the 100% alt text stat - something to keep up in the new year!
03.12.2025 14:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing penjamin button's 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "shit" (69Γ), "fuck" (52Γ), "fucking" (32Γ), "wife" (28Γ), "those" (25Γ), "weird" (22Γ), "favorite" (21Γ), "weed" (20Γ), "watch" (20Γ), "find" (19Γ) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
bio remains accurate
03.12.2025 14:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0everyone gets a DVD rewinder for Christmas this year
It's retro!
They won't
Source: wife bought me one
Comfy though!
that is a neat fact!
one of my favorite authors is Maltese-American (Joe Sacco)
YESSSSSSS
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@sheev.calamitousintent.com
The whole thing is pretty great
youtu.be/NYD3QtyEGGM?...
I hope certain people's buttholes develop tastebuds
03.12.2025 04:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yesss I love this video :D
03.12.2025 04:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I hate wind, so so so much. wind chill is just part of life here and it is crap!!
02.12.2025 21:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the snow is beautiful yes.
clean off the top of your car, ass holes.
2 days?! I notice when I haven't taken my 90mg within a few hours π
sorry it doesn't work for the pain π
I live in their hometown, so if there's ever a landmark photograph you want, let me know!
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Two black cats with a gremlin person in the background
me n the voids
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