Midnightlibrarian

How many divorces were caused by poor choices in media by partners? Tabitha King held out through months of Mambo No. 5, there's gotta be a non-zero number here.

Video games are boring, speedrun social media.

It's really weird that this poster shares a username, mutuals, and posting history as a possible police official right? Of course Lowell could confirm or deny right? #nc #hendersonville #acab

You're saying 'Midnight, how could you make this assumption? Surely they just have a similar name.

Yep. And they use it on Twitter and follower the same people they're friends with on Facebook. #NC #hendersonville

Hey, remember that time today when I found that a NC Sheriff may be posting threats on tiktok under his own name? Of course allegedly, this sort of thing would need to be proved in a court of law and this is, of course, presented in the form of an observation and not a statement of guilt. #NC

I hope any children or parents of children who do not storm off in a huff needing consolation (a healthy behavior and something a grown man who is the best practice squad member of many NFL teams could) can accept this completely sincere apology.

Now start charging $100/hr to play EDH with fans.

It has come to my attention that words in my last post may have offended people in the community. It was not my intent.

To rephrase: Cassius Marsh, when losing a game of MTG, tilts like a spoiled child denied something by a parent who finally stood up.

He is the Veruca Salt of MTG.

Claims Cassius Marsh has made regarding Magic the Gathering:

° He was the first person to ever bling a deck
° He made MTG mainstream (somehow by his cards getting jacked?)
° Women didn't play MTG until he started playing

Things I have seen about CM:

° He tilts like a child if losing.

Posting a video on Appalachian foodways and having people go 'oh, I'm not from hillbilly country' only to ask questions and find yes, most likely 90% of you came from Appalachia during one of its large migratory periods is so funny.

Just dandelions growing from Texas down to Florida, KC to Cali.

The fact that my video on Tyler Childer's 'Eatin' Big Time' is full of women cheering on the clear fact he is an absolute pussy eating champion and men who hate the interpretation tells me the problem with modern country is a lack of cunning linguists.

I have a really funny joke to 6 people in the center of this Venn diagram and the ones on this side will think I'm a slack-jawed yokel and the others will think I'm playing with Satan's toys by flipping cardboard.

The trouble of being a nerd yet also growing up immersed in Southern and Appalachian culture is there are certain jokes that either don't cross over to the nerd side because many hate cultural touchstones of those areas, and the folks from those areas think RPGs and Magic are the Devil. Hard needle.

YouTube video by The Watson Twins - Topic Just Like Heaven

It's the lack of a beat. It's mediocre, but there are ways to cover the Cure in different styles. I think Watson Twins did the best of this general style tbh: music.youtube.com/watch?v=KRcm...

When I realize Chef Terry only closed Ever because her star pupil had to save his family's business and she'd never poach him... and her only option was Smudge Boy.

Imagine Mikey and Carm as a Pauper/Prince scenario making the Bear together. #thebear

Seeing Appalachian stolen valor is always hilarious.

"Don't whistle in the woods, monsters will get you." Lives 4 hrs drive from anywhere near the foothills.

"Don't whistle in the woods, there's animals and illegal grows/stills/cooks." Actual Appalachians.

Appalachians have been denied meaningful advancement for a century in their homes and been delegated to the last of the last. The perpetuation of myths of cannibal ferals (trust, there's plenty to kill ya if you're an idiot) others a population enough to hate them.

"There's scary things in the woods of Appalachia".

No, there's animals and people running dope, shine, and meth. That's it. Shockingly with a collected millennia of life experience in the backwoods and hollers our family ain't seen shit.

Peasant folklore in the Internet generation.

As someone who likes keeping an ear to the ground trying to explain to people in 2015 that this shit was going down, having them call me a nut then try to *blame me* for telling them when things started happening made me wary. There are some really deep rabbit holes out here.

No, I don't care if you team calls it 'Razzmatazz v7', I need the actual name to order this software.

oh, it's a word template. cool. find a copy.

I love helping out helpdesk when they're short-handed, but remember why I left the position.

I kinda took it like the rest of the show: a study in grief and dysfunctional dynamics, but Ever was the more religious culty form of dysfunction vs the Beef/Bear's more earned 'multigenerational trauma and self abuse' style.

It's a viral marketing campaign made by Rachel Reno, a freelance advertiser. They've worked for Truth Initiative.

Real 'viral' marketing? Nah, just marketing.

Getting caught up in a fake 'viral tiktok' by an ad executive picked up by their friends in Improv Everywhere is a choice.

So are you mad at #thebear for being slow in the last 2 seasons or did you become entangled in the high stress/reward pace that was killing the characters and want that rush back?

Because that's the toxic shit. You should work on that, like the characters are.

For those without a tiktok, this creator just nailed it.

I've never been more upset I can't animate for shit. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8rX8r7d/

#kingofthehill #darkbobby #bobbyhill #animation

The tragic part of Freedom House Ambulance Service was, of course, that those 'unemployable' Black men who saved countless lives over its 8 year run were replaced by white workers as their skills were considered, you guessed it, unemployable again.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom...

Of course he's chronicled as being a huge dick and having many character problems but contributions saving millions of lives and improving so many sectors of medicine? Fascinating.

• Escape the Holocaust after parents lose everything under Nuremberg Laws
• Rediscover and refine modern CPR
• Help get Resusci Anne created
• Establish first US ICU
• Create first EMS in US hiring 'unemployable' Black men and making the first paramedic crews
• CREATE 911

Not a bad run Peter Safar

They've been trying. Reels, Shorts, etc.

Their algos suck. Why everyone wants to use it. That sweet secret code spice makes TikTok so addictive