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oakland / vegan / gardener / 80s enthusiast GLUTEN IS AWESOME GLUTEN IS THE GREATEST

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"Human feces was never a pollutant. When we eat. we emit poop. Plants need poop to survive and grow. They thrive with more poop. So the whole endangerment thing opens up an opportunity for the revival of poop-firing fighter jets".

11.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are expecting too much - we are in the 3rd decade of No-Child-Left-Behind policy, people really are dumb enough to not have a basic understanding of respiration.

11.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you imagine Humpty Dumpty Trumpty trying to ice skate like this? Hah!

06.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How much "Tech", company-wise, do you truly think is in Oakland?

29.01.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, good reminder about how much time and money was utterly wasted on benghazi and whitewater investigations

23.01.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, to anyone that was NOT beating the war drum a quarter century ago with the rest of the country (we were labeled "unpatriotic sympathizers-of-evil"), this is not really insane-sounding. The GOP moved the goal posts soooooo long ago, are people just now catching up?

09.01.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The insanity is not stopping, its only just begun. It can and will get 100% worse.

05.01.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So fucking tired of hearing from out of touch billionaires every day. What a fucking asshole! To be expected from someone who pals around with the fucking Adelsons, of course.

01.01.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, surprised you took time out of your busy day bashing Biden to address this.

01.01.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And there are dummies who will cheer this rambling nonsense. Reads like Stephen Miller escaped his coffin again!

31.12.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good distraction now that the dollar is the weakest it has been in a decade

31.12.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its rich for any GOPer to pretend to give a fuck about actually-born kids, would be a first!

31.12.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Garry Tan, tech CEO & campaign donor, wishes death upon San Francisco politicians The Y Combinator CEO and a deep-pocketed campaign donor joked that seven supervisors should see a slow death: β€œDie slow motherfuckers.”

Garry Tan is such a trashy person - who else remembers his cringey drunken Tupac rant? missionlocal.org/2024/01/garr...

28.12.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where was this? Leigh still sounds angelic!

24.12.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh thats too bad, NOT

22.12.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The entirety of Oakland’s council fucking sucks. Fellow Oaklanders, we can do better.

20.12.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These assholes would give themselves an A+++++ as professional golfers like the lying fucking liars they are. Oh Al Franken, where are you?!?!

17.12.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GOP and NRA are 100% domestic terrorists, full stop

14.12.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't dare call his dumb-fuck supporters deplorable though!

01.12.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The most openly racist, eugenicist monsters are" ... winning elections because deplorables hate labels like "deplorable"

29.11.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank you so very much for saving us from the super documented evil horrors of Iraq! Fucking dork.

29.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is he "FUCKED" when this has been the reality for the last half decade? Get a grip dude, the deplorables eat this shit up.

29.11.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mirrors my thoughts speaking to any republican in the last QUARTER CENTURY

29.11.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup, reminiscent of the opinion of the Iraq war - find a single GOP rep who didn't call protesting that war "unpatriotic" back then and i'll give ya a hundred bucks.

29.11.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ROFL are you serious? None of the rules of the past century apply to this dude

29.11.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tens of millions of americans voted for this. don't call them "deplorable" tho, thats a red line that cannot be crossed!

29.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Totes agree that GOPism is a mental illness. Thanks for all your hard work, internet warrior!

29.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ROFL visit a state where you can touch grass

29.11.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He championed ALL the GOP talking points his whole entire fucking life. Still does!

29.11.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is documented, maybe try to read up on the news of the last decade?

29.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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