Lance Frostheart

Modern vampires are lame... all they know is suck neck, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie.

I didn't come up with this one, but I wholeheartedly agree with it.

My sexuality:

Girls (all of them) and boys that look like a princess

Other funny one I've heard is "I'm socially progressive, but financially conservative."

So you want social progress, but you take the financial side of people who have an interest in seeing society degrade?

We’ve arranged a society on science and technology in which nobody understands anything about science and technology, and this combustible mixture of ignorance and power sooner or later is going to blow up in our faces.

I think in our case we need to take it up to Diderot levels. #NoKings

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

~ Richard Pryor

Mhmmm totallyyy~

My pickles touch all the time. I love layering pickles on my buns.

A second Social Credit score just dropped. But now you can't talk about the Civil War. (It was about slavery.)

Nah, that's normal. You get the hornies out so you can have the post clarity to have the deep thoughts.

Oh god, yes!

Sound a major Thelema dilemma.

Receipt for a 2L bottle of Coca Cola and a pack of gum totalling 6.66.

Thanks Satan.
@thedevil.bsky.social

"am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay"

Happy 🌈

Yes

a pixel artwork of a simple house sitting amongst some trees. behind the house is a wide open sky at sunset, coloured like the pansexual flag; pink, yellow and blue

happy gay everyone 🌸☀️🌊

#Pride

Aw man, and here I was hoping today was going to be a GOOD day.

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