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NUGGETS & Broncos & Avs & CSU Lyfer now living in the PNW - Worried about the future of the United States. Pro-Canada in the face of orange fascism. Oh and, long live Kilbey & Pollard 🎢

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Now that we’ve all processed the information of Trump giving other men blowjobs (good for him?), let’s return to the fact he raped children and Putin has blackmail on him that Epstein knew about and likely provided to Russia. Impeachment and arrest now.

16.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2057    πŸ” 466    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 11
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

12.11.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 370    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

03.11.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1885    πŸ” 853    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 32
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Remembering Lou Reed, who passed away this day in 2013.

27.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2657    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 18
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Explain why or why not

29.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 435    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 17
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Eric is a Missouri congressman.

He is quite literally dependent on the federal government for his paycheck, his housing, and his free healthcare. He’s a tax recipient.

28.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14582    πŸ” 4740    πŸ’¬ 1395    πŸ“Œ 398
Tutorial: How to cancel your Spotify subscription
YouTube video by Indivisible Tutorial: How to cancel your Spotify subscription

Step by step instructions for how to finally ditch Spotify:

28.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

I love NBA basketball as much as I hate NBA basketball. #fixthisshit

29.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How was this not called a travel?? Lol

29.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 131
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.

29.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1356    πŸ” 543    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 17
Trump halted 94 million pounds of food from reaching food banks nationwide.

Trump halted 94 million pounds of food from reaching food banks nationwide.

Another way you kill off a nation.

@abraham.bsky.social

27.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Last time we had a president who could run

27.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The necklace looks like neither of those symbols.

27.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope somebody drops the hammer on em right while he sits in their f****** stupid SUV

27.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make sure the Kirk statue is a red wine fountain that reads:

"Release the Epstein Files." -- Charlie Kirk, weeks before his assassination by a "lone gunman"

11.09.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Republicans have dedicated a Capitol Water Fountain of Charlie Kirk, that ONLY the GOP is allowed to USE

22.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope someone drops the hammer on this c*********

27.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck from boys! - a religious Republican probably

27.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kill them all. Save millions by killing a few hundered of these Nazis.

26.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

18.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17007    πŸ” 3765    πŸ’¬ 1274    πŸ“Œ 128
Screenshot of a post on X from Colombian President Gustavo Petro’s verified account. The post reads: β€œUS government officials have committed a murder and violated our sovereignty in territorial waters. Fisherman Alejandro Carranza had no ties to the drug trade and his daily activity was fishing. The Colombian boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure. We await explanations from the US government.”

Screenshot of a post on X from Colombian President Gustavo Petro’s verified account. The post reads: β€œUS government officials have committed a murder and violated our sovereignty in territorial waters. Fisherman Alejandro Carranza had no ties to the drug trade and his daily activity was fishing. The Colombian boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure. We await explanations from the US government.”

🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.

19.10.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13691    πŸ” 5162    πŸ’¬ 472    πŸ“Œ 379
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

18.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3388    πŸ” 1109    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 41
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I can't actually believe that this is the thing... One reason why a prison system might want to incarcerate more people

18.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nikola Jokic to Tim Hardaway Jr. to Cam Johnson in the corner for the open 3

New #Nuggets playing seamlessly in the flow of Denver's offense.

14.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Best set action of the night

14.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Naked fascism

14.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They all need to be removed even if forcibly

14.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

14.10.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 8
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The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

14.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 30907    πŸ” 7446    πŸ’¬ 840    πŸ“Œ 744
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