blandrew but scary

There is a toddler at the bus stop in front of my flat in complete tantrum mode, what started as constant screaming has descended into demonic throat rumbles and really I’m just putting feelers out to check which of my followers might be ordained? Need an exorcism at the cowgate plz

You don’t understand how nice this turtleneck was. And I guess…neither will I.

It is payday and I am desperately scouring instagram for the cropped turtleneck I saw when I was poor

I don’t know if it’s sleep deprivation from living on a Main Street in the Greater Glasgow area in front of a Wetherspoons, but my toast is so good I started crying a bit

they need to make a cigarette with vitamins

Ooooooh I like that, that works perfectly thank you.

Need a better name than History Rhymes. Sounds like I'm gonna do James VI based slam poetry.

Anyway, trying to find a venue that is accessible, central and cheap because I want to donate ticket funds to a couple of charities and do a "pay what you can" model.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

Oh, and it turns out the guy with the umbrella is definitely a new breed of activist

Also I'd be open to getting some other speakers or even performers along for this. Maybe doing some folk music and poetry if that sounds like a thing people would go to and spend...a fiver on?

Will have to go indie for this one. My actual next talk is in a council venue and I had to submit the topics in advance to make sure they "weren't too political."

Excited to share the theme of my next solo history talk - which is all about how history rhymes rather than repeats through a lens of the Scottish Witch Hunts, worker rights, immigration, welfare and rebellion (see this morning's instagram rant).

Will keep you posted on dates and venues!

I am supposed to have a date on Friday with a guy who has not spoken to me in a week. Has he
a) Ghosted me
b) Died
c) Joined the French Foreign Legion

Based on the above should I
a) Go to the date
b) invite someone else to the date
c) stay home and eat hot wings

It is a truth universally acknowledged that I could go a sausage supper right now

Really need to find the thing I wrote about how Final Fantasy XIV helped me 1) realise I was non-binary and 2) explore it in a fun and interesting way through storytelling, headcanon and styling.

The FFXIV plugins are currently down so I will just sit wistfully on my couch until they go live again and share cute pictures of my two Warriors of Light.

And eat a burrito.

Can we live in a society where people don’t go to jail for protesting but do go to jail for putting their shopping trolleys horizontally in front of the shelves while they analyse the ingredients on different pies?

They’d have to arrest half of Kirky and I’M FINE WITH THAT.

I will support your work!

this is on my list of payday treats. Please know that my inaction is simply down to a bank account that some could describe as troubling, and I describe as evidence of having an ok time.

Aww thank you Aidan <3 xo

A scene from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, in which Titus Andromedon is holding a negative one dollar bill in a humorous but depressing parallel to my current financial status.

How it feels transferring £10 from my rent account to make sure my loan gets paid, then transferring £10, at a cost of £2 from my credit card back into my rent account to make sure my rent gets paid.

Aaaaah thanks so much Barry, and thank you for reposting as welll ❤️

😭Thank you Aaron <3 that's very lovely and I appreciate this incredibly.

@beastcutter.bsky.social thank you for sharing that <3

Garngad Gardens will be our community's garden. Bringing back the name Garngad, after it became Royston in 1942, is our way of reclaiming our heritage and saying that we're more than statistics, we're more than what the newspapers said we were. That people here are proud of being from the Garngad.

Royston ranks in the bottom 2% on the Scottish Index of Multiple Deprivation. 7/10 in children are in relative or absolute poverty. 84% of our community have no, or limited access to a garden.

Despite this, the pride in our community is immeasurable because of the hard work of our community orgs.

Howdy pals. The park I've been working on has been nominated for an award at the Glasgow Times Community Champion Awards. It would mean so much if you voted for "Garngad Gardens" in the Green Community Champion category.

www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/community-ch...

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

AI psychosis has nothing on my general “I don’t think people like me” psychosis.