How better to announce to the world that you can't find a single human being who wants to associate with you, than to create entirely AI generated slop for everything you do

Cuomo is just a racist shitbag. Do any New Yorkers actually like that guy? He's just an out-of-touch rich old white guy who can't stand anyone except rich old white guys having any power

Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

@tbtoro.bsky.social hope you don't mind this

This soggy, barely sauced collection of 8 recently frozen undersized wings haphazardly tossed in box can be yours for the ridiculous price of $9.99. No dipping sauce included.

@dominos-pizza.bsky.social
To be more honest in advertising, you should use this picture of the Domino's wings I was delivered last night

My friend doesn't want to keep his bike on the balcony of his small apartment, and yet he rejected my idea of keeping his bike in his bathroom and just pooping off the balcony

Why does this bike group I'm in keep rejecting my petition to change the name of the group to the pedalphiles

Thinking about opening up a porn or dating website. Haven't decided which one. Either way it's gonna be called Gooch Smooch

YO ZOZO! *turns you into a duck*

Well you're not as bad as you smell

Well... You're not as dumb as you look

What about a language called nude.js where all the commands are ASCII drawings of genitalia

How many grace days does one get after a Superbowl party to get their kitchen back into shape

(hoping for 6)

Pick them up and throw them into the paper shredder

I've seen calls for independent bipartisan districting groups, but Republicans know they can't win without cheating, so they are very against it

*at least in presidential elections

Gerrymandering is negated when you eliminate the electoral college... Right?

What we need is automatic voter registration, online voting, a federal holiday for voting, and, just for fun, to end the electoral college

This election, as far as I'm aware, had the greatest amount of voter suppression in American history

Without the voter suppression, it's theorized trump might've even lost *Texas*

An example of how voting for trump works:

1. Trump makes claims that he'll be fantastic for crypto
2. Crypto bros all vote for trump thinking he'll make the crypto market skyrocket
3. Trump policies cause crypto market to lose $5,000,000,000 in 24-hour period

I found a hair dryer on Amazon that claims to function at 160,000 RPM

Which is perfect

Because I'd like to be able to dry my hair, and also fly to the moon

And then push it out of orbit

I took a 3rd quiz that had "ambivert" as an option, thinking that surely the discrepancies of the prior 2 BuzzFeed food quiz results could be explained by a lack of granularity in the centroid. But it came back "extrovert"

Something is wrong...

I took one BuzzFeed food quiz that said I'm an introvert. Then I immediately took a different BuzzFeed food quiz that said I'm an extrovert

HOW CAN THIS BE

Trying to remember which TV show this was stolen from

He should've just sentenced him with punishment and forced don to have to deal with it

So much personalized trash

Lol yeah accurate for me