Topper Bottoms

just a reminder:

if we were beefing at any point in the past 30 yrs and I haven’t brought you a peace offering yet, it’s still up. your chin is never safe on any MLK Boulevard.

It’s custom creation day. Making run sidecars later and I’m roasting strawberries now to make strawberry ice cream in the ice cream maker later tonight.

I’ve had your strawberry rum sidecar tweet on my radar FOREVER

lol but was it thorough?

Tell me what to do

Making sidecars at the house. Got aged rum so iCan switch it up @mminthecity.bsky.social

Having my first white port wine and I’m enamored!

Pasta chef at the restaurant came over to make sure iHad a good night. (iHad two pastas back to back) Guess what: they both KNOCKED! A braised pappardelle and a French ravioli.

NO NOTES.

» Evin Kochisarli

Just saw a TikTok entitled “Don’t let your therapist find out your ex is ugly”

A screenshot of a Reddit thread that asks “What’s your darkest desire?” and the response is “I wanna stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes”

Today is the first day I’m feeling truly centered in a while.

Let’s see how long iCan make this last.

I’m creating a travel wall at work to remind myself why iCome to work (to have money to go on vacation)

Just wrapped a double feature movie day; Naked Gun and Fantastic Four. iHad a ball laughing and hooting and, yes, also crying.

That’s the last time iTake a regular **** and not Comfort because why are we still making idle chitchat in 2025?

Skies out, thighs out.

Back to drinking kombucha so you know I’m on the GO this morning 🥴

Was about to make a sassy comment on a call and thank God iChecked to see if iWas on mute and iWasnt.

HR WAS GON BE ON MY ASS FASHO 🥴

Should have hired a task rabbit to put away my laundry and unpack my suitcase and clean my apartment while I’m at work today because the last thing iWant to do when iGet home is clock in and start ANOTHER job!

Time to support another brilliant artist

A full day of flying back and here iAm, awake too early, having already taken a work call now getting my emissions inspection before a full day back at work.

iShould be in my office with an IV vitamin infusion going ..

Today has been a perfect day. I’m well watered, cultured, laughed and cried out and STUFFED

Seeing us celebrated in art in France was … 🥹

This exhibit absolutely lived up to the hype #pinault

In these Parisian streets

C’est fini

French Kiss; a French75 with gin and sparkling rosé instead of champagne

Bar Vendôme never does me wrong 🤩