Topper Bottoms

He was on a bike so the whole thing struck me as strange and by the time iReally thought about it, he’d pedaled off like Deebo

Ugg szn would fix everything.

MOOD

The use of the word parlay had to have increased by 400%

This the kind of dumb shit imma fall for during the sex and then laugh off after we’ve cleaned up.

Reading that Bondi was sassing Congressmen at an official hearing is fucking infuriating because there’s no world where a Democrat does this to a Republican without severe consequences.

Yesterday was a tough day at work and while iWas out for a walk, a stranger literally shot me the bird for no reason.

Feels like that’s the theme of this week.
I’m still pushing forward though.

It's not hoarding if it's books.

Today drained me.

(and not in a good way)

LOL come on strategic sneeze. iInterpreted this as a “no time to cover your nose, ACHOO!🤧 “

Would you rather: accidentally step on a creaky floorboard while hiding or accidentally sneeze while hiding?

This is the kind of question that gives me existential dread.

this is a great coat

Seeing your Uncle posts (like this) really reminds me how similar we are because WHY ARE THEY??

Learning how to mind my business AND keep my business to my actual friends has been one of the greatest successes of my life

Just a reminder.

#mcm something about
a long torso 🔥🔥🔥

“Hey, you need therapy” mugs in yellow and green

“Hey, you need therapy” stickers on a laptop filled with other stickers

“Hey, you need therapy” logo framed in a pictured held by a beautiful Black woman with locks in a brown suit of different colors

“Hey, you need therapy” logo

If you are wanting the merch follow for launch dates on Threads, IG @heyouneedtherapy

and BlueSky @heyouneedtherapy.bsky.social

iSincerely hope she pops up in another Marvel film and shows the fuck out

How much shorter would this story have been if he’d just have clocked Bilbo over the head and hopped an Eagle to Mordor to handle business instead of getting the homies together for a road trip?

The cutest dog just trotted into this bar, sniffed the air and howled and iWant to pledge my sword, bow and axe to him.

The Colts are spanking the Raiders right now.

Regardless of your weight, you’re always tea boo

Lilia’s episode lives rent free in my head, followed by Jennifer unbinding herself and flying off into minding her own business

😳 the way I’d have said something IMMEDIATELY after the second time (just need to be sure I’m reading the vibe right)

Wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t on parole tbh

iThink Delirium’s warning to Destiny that there are paths outside his Garden hints that at the edges of the known/ destined/ predetermined universe was delirium; random, unordered/ undetermined possibility.

Her realm wrapped around his. #TheSandman #SandmanNetflix

Be sure to tell your dads about me …

Spent my morning and part of the afternoon getting my license to carry a concealed weapon and the things I’ve heard Texas gun enthusiasts talk about today 😳