Hella (muzzled broad)

do you think percussive maintenance will make me less sad?

I only recently saw the version of Rayman 2 that has voice acting and it was so fucking crazy that the little guys that open the portal for you at the end of level one sounded EXACTLY like how I have always imagined them to.

From the late Jesse Hamm. My personal mantra for the past decade.

Customers who bought The War On Science by Epstein's friend also bought The Women Who Wouldn't Wheesht on Amazon.

Ohhhhh look what we have here 🤔

Would be a real shame if you reposted this.

I will split today between writing how I'd be a very very good EU civil servant and something terrible.

Me telling two people to read WARHOUND and another to read Edmund Husserl

There are two wolves etc

something came over me. surely she'll let you heal, right ?

Thinking about the muzzled + actually going hunting irl thing again and shaking

i'll maintain that there's something special about being firmly beneath a switch. with a pure dominant, you either aren't involved with them or you're below them, simple as. with a switch, you had the capability to be better, more assertive, and you're categorically just not. you know you chose this

Me to increasingly nervous woman: TELL ME TO KILL FOR YOU COWARD

Awww cute bruise! Presses my thumb into it until you scream

uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let me be clear i need to suck her dick

WOMAN THAT'S TOO EAGER FOR HER OWN GOOD: haha yea

Haha here I go *jumping directly into the wheels of the machinery*

I mayyyyy be depending on how I do things in the next few months

*stumbling backwards in disbelief at my luck*

i really want to have a black eye and bloody nose and weakly smile at a vcr recorder while doing double peace signs in a sketchy bathroom

To my relief she says "Haha, it seemed like it was". She thinks I'm a hero. I love that she does. I hate that I need her to.

I'm so tired of this. I'm so tired of this. I'm so tired of this.

She actually makes it as far as writing down "Nothing makes Hella Schouten feels as good as" before I get out "That was a joke" and the "THEY'RE GOING TO FIGURE OUT I'M A VIOLENT PIECE OF SHIT FUCK FUCK" brainworms die down.

This has been my Big Feelings about mechs for so long and it was very funny/disorienting/affirming to see it be the thing that every single pilot in the genre shares on some level

It's very war crimes coded for me though

I should poke the hornet's nest tbh

I'm still too high from the combat stimulants and thoughtlessly blurt out "When I know they can see me and understand it is no longer possible to surrender" at starry-eyed rebel journalist that wants to know what I love most. It's ok though, everyone does a little haha-type laugh to cover for it.

"wow why did I ever stop doing laptop in bed? *my dumbass clit becomes hard and I have to lie in a really awkward manner* ooooh

You should ask me to do this to you

you can literally just ask a girl to handcuff you to her bathtub and repeatedly dunk your head under the water btw

Damn they were right it does own to give people kinks

There is a very pretty lake near me also but there is a very funny reason for it to be the pool

Oh the swimming pool where I learned to swim actually

Currently thrown back and forth between I WANT TO LICK HER TUMMY and I WANT TO SUCK HER DICK so hard it's giving me a magnetic field

I do actually very specifically want to be the woman that drowns you yes thanks