Rayévynn Richardson

"Too often these days I find myself in the position of defending someone I think is annoying from someone I know is dangerous."

-Brandy Jensen

Swamp puppy by my house! 😍😍😍

Mah boys!!! 💜💜💜

BlueSky feels like a new notebook: Nothing I have to say seems important enough to put here.
It's a new start, ya know? Like, I still say and do a lot of the same dumb/petty stuff, but I left that on my other social media. I won't bring it here...

The view from the top. Or is it the bottom? Hard to tell anymore...

Shout-out to @squirreldad.bsky.social for the BEST new name for the Great Orange Toddler-In-Chief. Move over, Cheeto H1tler, VELVEETA VOLDEMORT has entered the chat!!! 😂😂💀

I have a literal CURTAIN of hair across my eyes. Under that? Sunglasses. Under THOSE? Yeah, I'm STILL not making eye contact, and I feel like that's kinda impressive... 😂😅

My phone matches my mental state: 100+ tabs open in Chrome, FAR too many apps running, and........ seriously, WHERE is that MUSIC coming from??? 😳

Saw an article about male loneliness. Misread it as "male LIONESS" and got SUPER excited about new gender options... 😅

Dude at work just called me, "weirdly woke, but sweet, so I don't really wanna fight ya." Uhm... Thanks? 😬😅

Okay but, like, a lot of us didn't for a myriad of reasons, so like, on behalf of them, we're glad to see you did. 💜

Here. As a reminder that the sun will indeed rise again tomorrow...

To clarify: Yes, I see it, YES, I'm sad, but being miserable is too easy. So, in spite of everything and everyONE, I am deciding to live life in HARD MODE and choose joy. You have yet to see the smile leave my face, and you never will. I've got an extra one for anyone who needs it. 💜

I REFUSE to join everyone else live posting the Fall of Rome (ha, 🇺🇸 WISHES). It's not that I don't have opinions, but that things have been SO BAD for SO LONG, and I'm genuinely perplexed as to why nobody saw it sooner...

Still, my heart goes out to those newly acquiring a taste for suffering... 💜

On the bus when a weathered, INFINITELY old-looking man gets on. He sits across from me and proceeds to produce out of nowhere a knife and a pomegranate. Without a word, he starts cutting it, not spilling a DROP of juice. We briefly make eye contact, nod, and I jab another pin into my doll...

I bought Bartholomew a hoodie, and now he's cooler than all of us... 😅

One time, in theatre class, somebody said to, "emote for the people in the back row," and I made that my ENTIRE personality.

But like, it's really not bad advice. So today, whatever you do, do it so the people in the cheap seats can hear/see it. EMOTE. LIVE. BE.

Okay, but, every time I see or hear the word "racketeering," I get a mental picture of D'Artagnan putting down his rapier to take up tennis? 😅

Hope I pass the Vibe Check. 💜💜💜

This is my emotional support octopus, Strawberry. Sometimes I wear him on my head and let him control things, Ratatouille style. It's better that way...

I care... Writing it down is good. Get it out. Vent, scream, cry... Do what you must. More people than you know sit with you in silence and grief... 💜

To the tune of "Paint It Black:"
🎶"I wanna quit my job
This place is fuckin whack
Run off to Ecuador
I'm never coming back....."🎶

Okay, but I LOVE this... 😂

Content Analysis: A blend of poetry and punchlines, Rayévynn’s style is like reading a diary entry while casually standing in a hurricane of thoughts. blueskyroast.com/roast/raisin...

Sometimes, I feel like that sad, angry, wolf creature from The NeverEnding Story. You know... Just waiting to be eaten by The Nothing.

Florida? No. I live in jumanji. Every time I turn around, there's some new deadly plant or giant damn lizard. Mother nature, calm down. Please...

I mean, stop me if I'm wrong, but I really truly believe that food, eyes, and teeth, are important enough to life that I shouldn't have to pay for the premium subscription in order to have them. I kind of feel like, if you're going to work me into the ground, you should at least pay for my upkeep...

When you realize your social media is a kind of crude period tracker...
Like, once a month, I post something TRULY unhinged. I be like, "BRUH. You gotta chill." Then, a week later, BOOM! It ALL makes sense... 😂😂💀

*sigh* It's a bit empty in here, innit? Give me a sec. I'm new, and I'm not entirely sure where all the light switches are and such. I'll liven the place up nicely, I promise... 😉