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Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

back on this website for the first time in months because i'm impatiently waiting for #hooptober prompts to be posted

friend of mine posted something fatphobic the other day and i just couldn’t engage. fucked up bc typically she would never post shit like that

it was a phone screen with HR so it was pretty easy thankfully

only i would accidentally schedule a job interview for my dad’s deathiversary

i know everyone talks about this all the time but why is it SOOOO hard to watch sports. just let me watch baseball. i can’t pay for 6 different services. please!

love baseball… would love to watch it someday..

Billy the Puppet has seemingly denied rumors that ‘SAW XI’ has been canceled by changing his LinkedIn status to ‘Employed’ and issuing a new statement:

“I’ve seen the rumors. They say it’s Game Over. You all should know me better than that. The game is never over.”

oh right, I can just be watching baseball, how nice

i've been too busy to do fun things so i've been sleep procrastinating but then i'm just in a perpetual cycle of busy-ness and exhaustion

this is all i've wanted for years 😭

i cannot look forward to something then or i'll think it's never coming

these are very normal/common phrases to use in writing though

Embrace your magical roots in the world of Witchbrook, a spellbinding life-sim for up to 4-players, coming to #NintendoSwitch this winter! Make friends, master spells, and maybe even find love along the way. 💘 #NintendoDirect

YAY

a good time was had by all!

Twitch Twitch is the world

I'm gonna be interviewed by EdenIsOnline about being a union organizer in like a half hour!

m.twitch.tv/peedenisonli...

(I dunno if she's on bsky so I'm not gonna try to tag her)

every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about

my best friend's phone wasn't working today so i had to text her other best friend to commiserate

Anti-Trans National Risk Assessment Map: March Edition At the two-month mark of Donald Trump's presidency, the risk for transgender people has deteriorated nationwide. The United States now carries a "Do Not Travel" rating for transgender people.

1. The 1Q 2025 Anti-Trans Risk Assessment Map is complete, and there are big changes.

I have issued a "Do Not Travel" for transgender foreign citizens.

Risk has deteriorated broadly across the US.

Transgender youth see changes in previously safe states.

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If you have a hashtag with multiple words, write the hashtag in #PascalCase or #camelCase to help users of screen readers. That helps the screen reader to read out the words out individually, rather than trying to read them in one long word.

dude i feel you

reassuring chat that we have clean opsec is exactly what I'd say if I had to lie about the quality of my opsec to chat

apparently they are FREELOADERS

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

opening local fb pages to get info on road conditions only to get pissed off at all the bullshit the conservatives are spouting. just another day in paradise

7:15 showing half an hour away… i will be so brave

someone kick my ass if i don’t go see the monkey tomorrow night