🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦

All you can throw at them is your words. Words can hurt. Be relentless.

He'll insist that Google maps rename St Petersburg to Leningrad.

He's a toddler who needs constant praise for eating green bean. I've been around for a long time but I have never seen a person like this.

I’m going to give myself an award. It will be an award for the most magnificent duck in the universe but in the end, I’ll know nobody else thinks so.

It doesn’t matter. No amount of awards, applause, genuflecting or ass-kissing will ever satisfy him. He will always feel unloved and disrespected.

Why isn’t she wearing her cocktail dress? She’s drunker than my Italian aunt Frannie!

It was the splat heard round the world.

By popular demand, the Yakety Sax edit

I will be out with my signs and my middle finger extended. I’m old and tired of this bullshit country and have nothing to lose. Let’s see our brave military unleash on a bunch of old ladies.

What does he think the causes of civil unrest might be?🤔

Since when is getting your ass kicked a heroic action?

I’m sure it’s a piece of cake going out at night in St Louis or Houston or Kansas City or Mobile or…

Summer tomatoes are the best! It’s tomato sandwich season.

He’s telegraphing.

Oh, and he’s senile….and a pedophile.

They will NEVER repeal our abortion rights.

Epstein files

Epstein files

Epstein file

Since the media is ignoring this topic, we all should post excerpts from the files. It takes 2seconds to find them.

Where’s that guy who explains body language?

Oh, wait…we don’t need him for this one.

Ooooo, I’d watch that!

Cheese, yous guys are the wurst.

Check the swamp.

Oh, you know they’re going to do it. Next up - women’s voting rights repealed.

It's gonna be hard to figure out where to sew on that next star.

Fuck! Don't vacation in the United States!

I knew this was coming next. How did I know, you might ask? It was in Project 2025.

Sorry to say this but if I see armed soldiers patrolling the neighborhoods and military vehicles in the streets, I won't be thanking them for their service, I'll be flipping them off.

He needs to realize the longer he delays, the guiltier he looks. Even if he eliminates his name in the records, every person who is exposed will talk.

In hindsight, the Revolutionary War was totally a waste of time.