Sam Youngman

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

Thank you! I really want to be back on a surfboard asap

Waiting on MRI. Just trying to get a sense of what I’m in for.

This is random as hell but any dudes on here who tore a knee ligament in their late 40s and have a minute to talk about it?

I live in LA post-covid. Zelensky is in formal attire compared to me most days.

MTG’s boyfriend announces he will continue to be a huge piece of shit

Thank god she got Santos sprung before she called it quits

Mamdani’s next speech: So this big guy comes up to me with tears in his eyes

Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.

My long held belief that Trump is a spoiled rotten pussy with a big mouth who couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag got another boost today.

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

lol Mamdani has already surpassed Tiffany and Barron and is closing in on Eric and Jr. 10 more minutes and he’ll be new Ivanka. 20 minutes and he’s the new Fred.

Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him

Accidentally Invading Mexico Happy Friday. There are 347 days until the midterm elections. The Coast Guard loses its dang mind, Democrats stand tough and what an actual hoax looks like.

Friday in America.

Heroes, zeroes, and our Secretary of Transportation, who doesn't GAF about your safety, but wants you dressed to the nines when you fall out of the sky on his watch.

Accidentally Invading Mexico
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Lmao primary everyone.

I’m honestly floored that so many writers thought she was worth reading? This woman has always been a troll.

I remember her proudly declaring she didn’t vote in 2016 because voting was beneath her.

The problem here clearly is that a lot of nerdy men in politics thought she was hot.

MAGA influencer invited to White House as a favorite Trump "journalist" has an active warrant for his arrest A woman said he stole her dog, then assaulted her after she rebuffed his sexual advances. Now Nick Sortor is facing arrest in Kentucky for violating his probation.

NEW: Trump has offered his personal support to MAGA influencer Nick Sortor and invited him to the White House as a star journalist. While Sortor was at an event with Trump, Bondi, Patel and Noem, a warrant for his arrest was active in Kentucky.

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It’s absolutely crazy that the White House decided back in February that it gets to choose who makes up the press pool each day and everybody just decided to go along with that.

This country is such a fucking joke.

Holy shit. Look at this absolute dogshit from NPR before the election. They are absolutely complicit in Trump getting the job. The first thing they challenge Harris on is THIS. And the rest of the list will blow your mind. She was literally right about everything

Yeah but at least he can’t recruit.

Jeez. Trump reposted a call to execute six Democratic members of Congress, and it’s not on the front page of the NY Times, and this is the headline—no mention of hanging lawmakers.

A selfie of Zohran on the plane to DC

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Adam McKay on the Late, Unlamented Dick Cheney The director of “Vice” reminds us that mass murder is Cheney’s only legacy.

on the day of Dick Cheney's funeral, we speak to Vice director @ghostpanther.bsky.social about the former VP's legacy of war crimes, torture, and lies
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All we need is one little war and then this economy will really start humming

Protect the dolls.

“When I wear my UK swimming gear out,” she says, “I’ve had three times where somebody’s approached me and asked me about Riley Gaines. And I’ve said, ‘Well, do you know about Lars Jorgensen?’” “Every single time, they’ve said no,” she continues. “And I just say, ‘You know, it’s hard for me to care about Riley Gaines tying for fifth when my swim coach is accused of raping my teammates.”

Kudos to @motherjones.com and @pablo.show for appropriately commemorating Trans Day of Remembrance. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Weird. Nothing on the @nytimes.com homepage about the President of the United States calling for the execution of members of the opposition in response to their political speech.

University of Kentucky sports don’t need the extra embarrassment.

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.