@extremely.website.bsky.social
Assigned John at birth · IT service industry worker • Founder, @hacksalem • More words at genehack.blog + dementedandsadbut.social • pronoun.is/he • I speak only for me. I only Bluesky when my Fedi feed is empty
My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
12.02.2026 05:53 — 👍 4262 🔁 560 💬 30 📌 12My preferred formulation is “constraints make great art”
12.02.2026 06:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But you’re notable, Tim
12.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To be clear, I don’t think I’m particularly notable but I also suspect that I’m the leader in anything like “most social media followers”.
This is, like, below a humble brag. Pathetic brag, maybe.
…it might be me?
It was a very small high school.
of all the “this is the dumbest timeline” examples I think it might be “we are literally living in the plot of 99 Luftballons” for me
12.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 340 🔁 50 💬 8 📌 1Of US animals I get questions about from Aussies, skunks are in the top 3. They just have no reference point for what the smell is like, and no native animals with similar defense mechanisms. They're -fascinated- by them.
12.02.2026 04:14 — 👍 139 🔁 30 💬 10 📌 0I will never forget, my freshman year at UIowa, there was a pedestrian tunnel underneath some train tracks, by the student union, and down one side of it was graffitied, “Jim Henson died for your sins” 💚
12.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
11.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 9778 🔁 3300 💬 68 📌 151Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.
11.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 4797 🔁 1193 💬 9 📌 0This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.
12.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 15387 🔁 7584 💬 519 📌 289I wanted to like the Pencil so much and I just did not find utility there. I was hoping it would help bridge my love for written notes with keeping them electronically and …no.
12.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
11.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 1649 🔁 481 💬 10 📌 25This fucking court won’t let ANYTHING self-identify
11.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 2171 🔁 308 💬 20 📌 0Deep cut, man
11.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0IDK, an increasingly unpopular leader starts to question his polls, threaten polling organizations, and repeatedly chant that past and future elections that don’t go his way are “rigged” ... and in response, pollsters stop polling … seems problematic.
11.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 126 🔁 26 💬 3 📌 0Holy shit, the Dawson of Dawson's Creek died.
11.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES
10.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 3884 🔁 837 💬 60 📌 9My posting tends to cycle inversely with how busy other parts of my life are.
11.02.2026 06:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gotta say, @cstross.bsky.social ‘s _Jennifer Morgue_, especially lead villain Ellis Billington, hits differently in 2026.
11.02.2026 06:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Since I introduced this pin in the fall of 2021 I've sent out more than 1800 of them, including a few to folks involved in the making of Star Trek. 139 of those have been in the week and a half since I posted this. Thank you so, so much! I hope they help you find your people.
11.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 134 🔁 38 💬 4 📌 2Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
I've loved this panel since forever — since long before social media — but once social media became I think, I started using it to explain how I approach posting stuff: *of course* I'm interesting, otherwise why would these people be following me?
11.02.2026 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stay in your lane. It doesn’t matter why I’m carrying a drill down the sidewalk. 10 kilos of tortillas is a perfectly reasonable amount for my family. You don’t need to know where all these $100s came from. 🙏💪🤫
11.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Because we took then”in hell” narrative fork, a while back.
11.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tonight’s dinner: Thai basil chicken, and the shuffle mix taught me that Fugazi is excellent music to stir-fry by.
11.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the rollout of the mRNA vaccines was one of the greatest public health triumphs in history and the end result has been the all-around triumph of the antivax movement and I will never get over it
11.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 3413 🔁 950 💬 31 📌 24Finally over the all snot all the time cold, and back in the gym for the first time in about three weeks. Felt good.
11.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0