Stranger Danger

If I don’t open my mouth, I can’t stick my foot in it. This is how I’m rolling in 2025.

I don’t like my attitude so I’m putting myself to bed.

So…yeah…hi.

At the first sign of drama, my twelve year old daughter stands up, removes herself from the equation and goes and sits somewhere else. This is my new life hack, Jack.

I remember watching Idiocracy and thinking how it was a bit far-fetched that evolution made humanity stupid because the benefits of technology made it unnecessary for people to be intelligent to survive.

Yet here we are.

This place needs more cowbell.

AND AI created artwork and the like cannot be copyrighted.

Funny. I wouldn’t have even called them a man 😂

lol. You’re safe…

Dammit, Mike. Now I need to figure out how to block on this app!!!

There were no complaints.

Bwahaha.

Just finished fisting a turkey. How’s your holiday shaping up?

‘Tis the season. Happy holidays 🎄

I’ll peak around 4:30pm CST. Then it’s time for a nap.

Oh. I like bourbon. What brand?

Cheers 🥂

I’m at the point in my holiday where my coffee is 98% Baileys.

So far has a 100% success rate.

At the first sign of drama I fake a faint and play dead until everyone moves along. Then I get up, dust myself off and frantically run away.

So don’t @ me with your bullshit.

The internets ruins everything.

I love it!!!

It’s not Christmas until I see Hans Gruber fall from the Nakatomi Tower.

I’ve been informed that in order for me to say I’m drinking hot chocolate and Baileys, that there actually needs to be hot chocolate in my cup even if I couldn’t fit any in because of all of the Baileys in there.

I’m torn on being hunted for sport. On the one hand, you’re probably gonna die, but on the other, you’re the most popular person there.

JFC some of us are just trying to survive, Susan. I don’t give a shit what you’re bringing to the potluck.

Role playing idea: I'll be Eileen and if you don't know the rest, this isn't going to work

I can't join any more social media sites because it's spreading my angst too thin.

I talk a lot of shit for someone whose pj pants are covered in horsies and say ‘I’m unSTABLE in the mornings’.