Lewis

Almost £1 per minute to get into London for work 🤮

This statement would carry more weight with the Everton fans if the team were actually left in good shape, and if Dyche hasn't told TFG "I don't think I'm the right man to take things forward but you'll need to sack me" (paraphrasing of course)

The Goodison Park Globe 💙

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No excuse for rocking up to the gym with BO

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Not being able to forgive / forget things that happened 11 years ago is a pretty mad way to live.

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I'm all for this ruthless efficiency.

The toxic part of me will miss the chaos, though. #efc

Glad TFG saw sense albeit with weird timing

I'm not having anyone call Sean Dyche a dinosaur in terms of management.

That's hugely disrespectful...to dinosaurs which in the main were incredible beasts.

Comparing him to a dodo would be a fairer assessment.

He was the right man at the right time, and did what was needed - I don't think there's anyone else that could have done that so he can be commended that.

However, there's been massive regression this year across all fronts, and the goodwill has been used up.

On to the next.

As we hopefully approach the end of the Dyche era, I wanted to share my best "I was there moment"...

...I was there when we had Keane and Beto up front against Fulham.

It's tended to be around 6am for the last year or so, which is fine. It's these pre 5am ones which feel like I'm waking up for a flight! Hopefully once school starts back up again he'll get back to a better time

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Day seven of my five year old son waking up at 5am (and earlier).

Is it possible to get coffee on an IV drip?

Impressive how Jack Harrison is giving his cameo against Wolves the "hold my beer" treatment.

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Mad how much you can love and hate something so much at the same time

This is quality! 💙

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Who's ready for Everton to ruin another evening?

All the best for your brother 💙

Struggling to decide whether to play footy this evening, or sit through another Everton game.

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Pretty sure Doucoure and Beto could do that.

Spotify Wrapped just dropped 👍🏻

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Dyche running out the clock during the week until the takeover happens #EFC

All other Everton managers (except Mike Walker, just) > Sean Dyche

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Well that was disappointing.

Everton making playing football feel like pulling teeth

Can someone explain what these players do during the week? I don't understand how they can be so clueless.

That's a leg breaker 😵

Solid choices. Milky Ways don't get the credit they deserve.

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Can't wait!

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Yep. Starting listening after watching Hell or High Water, then even more so after Yellowstone.

Really like Colter Wall, Zach Bryan, Ryan Bingham, Sam Barber, and Whiskey Myers

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Harry Kane at full tilt

Here for Everton and the gallows humour that it brings.