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Western Illinois University x2, Meteorology/GIS. Mediocre bowler. Golf dabbler. Tornaduhs. Chicago sports minus the White Sox.

132 Followers  |  183 Following  |  314 Posts  |  Joined: 06.02.2024  |  1.9335

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14.11.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK DONALD TRUMP. CALEB WILLIAMS IS MY KING. BEAR DOWN

09.11.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

06.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 43472    πŸ” 12511    πŸ’¬ 4681    πŸ“Œ 2918
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06.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MAGA in disarray

05.11.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really funny watching righties lose their minds over the government they wanted less of being shut down

24.10.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
15.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LOL

09.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When will the EF5 topple fully loaded train cars in my backyard?

06.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy SNL szn 51 to all who celebrate!

05.10.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump is posting AI-generated videos that are almost too confusing to be racist?

02.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 751    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 7

β€œI have no idea what Project 2025 is.”
- Trump, October 31, 2024

02.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3282    πŸ” 1104    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 39

Always remember, free speech/satire for me, but not for thee

30.09.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's been 84 years

20.09.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Yes they are. That's literally the first amendment. Stop being such a pussy

19.09.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All thanks to about 75 million people that are the dumbest people on planet earth and another ballpark 5 million that were told the economy sucks and believed it

18.09.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't believe this is a real screenshot, but I just took it 30 seconds ago. This is not democracy. We. Are. Screwed.

18.09.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Before someone comes on here and berates me, I said most accurate thing he has said. I didn't say completely accurate. The "sissy" remark is rich for a draft dodger

15.09.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm not sure if I have ever said this about a DJT take, but as an avid Devin Hester fan, and also as an avid golf fan/player for over 20 years, this is by far the most accurate thing he has ever said. Make sports great again! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

15.09.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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MAGA currently trying to explain how a far right extremist turned all of their beliefs on their own guy after only one semester of college

12.09.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Im emotional. I'm an emotional wreck."

Bryzzo forever πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯²

10.09.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is confirmed. I am, in fact, hurt again

09.09.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Chicago Bears day to all who observe!

08.09.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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This is why I take Advil

05.09.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So they do exist! Maybe you should release them so we know which Democrats were buddies with Epstein

05.09.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Nothing says saving the taxpayer dollars like moving the entire space command halfway across the country because ThEy DiDnT VoTE fOr mE!Β‘!

02.09.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Coach Corso for so many years of Saturday morning pre-college football entertainment. Absolutely classy way to send him off. College Gameday is not going to be the same. LC forever!

30.08.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cracker Barrel is the new TACO. Just call em CBACO.

But if we are being serious, what was the point? "Let's remove the interesting part of the logo just to leave some yellow words on a poop brown background. REBRAND!"

27.08.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nico Hoerner snags the line drive, Daniel Palencia is PUMPED and the @Cubs hang on for the win!

21.08.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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