@samplini.bsky.social
Western Illinois University x2, Meteorology/GIS. Mediocre bowler. Golf dabbler. Tornaduhs. Chicago sports minus the White Sox.
FUCK DONALD TRUMP. CALEB WILLIAMS IS MY KING. BEAR DOWN
09.11.2025 21:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
06.11.2025 18:10 β π 43472 π 12511 π¬ 4681 π 2918MAGA in disarray
05.11.2025 16:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's really funny watching righties lose their minds over the government they wanted less of being shut down
24.10.2025 15:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOL
09.10.2025 18:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When will the EF5 topple fully loaded train cars in my backyard?
06.10.2025 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy SNL szn 51 to all who celebrate!
05.10.2025 03:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump is posting AI-generated videos that are almost too confusing to be racist?
02.10.2025 14:59 β π 751 π 103 π¬ 16 π 7βI have no idea what Project 2025 is.β
- Trump, October 31, 2024
Always remember, free speech/satire for me, but not for thee
30.09.2025 03:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's been 84 years
20.09.2025 18:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes. Yes they are. That's literally the first amendment. Stop being such a pussy
19.09.2025 04:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All thanks to about 75 million people that are the dumbest people on planet earth and another ballpark 5 million that were told the economy sucks and believed it
18.09.2025 20:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can't believe this is a real screenshot, but I just took it 30 seconds ago. This is not democracy. We. Are. Screwed.
18.09.2025 19:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Before someone comes on here and berates me, I said most accurate thing he has said. I didn't say completely accurate. The "sissy" remark is rich for a draft dodger
15.09.2025 23:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not sure if I have ever said this about a DJT take, but as an avid Devin Hester fan, and also as an avid golf fan/player for over 20 years, this is by far the most accurate thing he has ever said. Make sports great again! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
15.09.2025 23:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0MAGA currently trying to explain how a far right extremist turned all of their beliefs on their own guy after only one semester of college
12.09.2025 23:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Im emotional. I'm an emotional wreck."
Bryzzo forever π₯Ήπ₯²
It is confirmed. I am, in fact, hurt again
09.09.2025 03:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is why I take Advil
05.09.2025 18:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So they do exist! Maybe you should release them so we know which Democrats were buddies with Epstein
05.09.2025 16:41 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Nothing says saving the taxpayer dollars like moving the entire space command halfway across the country because ThEy DiDnT VoTE fOr mE!Β‘!
02.09.2025 19:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you Coach Corso for so many years of Saturday morning pre-college football entertainment. Absolutely classy way to send him off. College Gameday is not going to be the same. LC forever!
30.08.2025 16:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cracker Barrel is the new TACO. Just call em CBACO.
But if we are being serious, what was the point? "Let's remove the interesting part of the logo just to leave some yellow words on a poop brown background. REBRAND!"
Nico Hoerner snags the line drive, Daniel Palencia is PUMPED and the @Cubs hang on for the win!
21.08.2025 02:37 β π 28 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0