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Who wants to debate the Master Debater?!

This just might be the #1 MAGA self own of all time

The Cubs really aren't going to make any sort of significant move are they.....

So while we are investigating pitchers for gambling interests that threw one pitch out of the zone, let's maybe look into umpires who miss pitches right down the middle, yes?

HELL YES BUBBA!!!! LFG!!!!

I haven't laughed that hard at a South Park episode since the Jones Brothers BJ scene.

Paramount just paid Matt and Trey 1.5 billy for the next 5 years. Buckle up MAGA assholes, it's gonna be a rough one in South Park, CO.

The media assumes Trump is full of shit
The markets assume Trump is full of shit
Voters assume Trump is full of shit
But what if they're wrong & we're speeding toward failed state territory?
Even optimistically we're at the mercy of an aspiring autocrat who's unhinged & fixated on hurting people

Well dammit

BREAKING NEWS! We have just achieved a BIG AND IMPORTANT WIN in our Historic Lawsuit against 60 Minutes, CBS, and Paramount. Just like ABC and George Slopadopoulos, CBS and its Corporate Owners knew that they defrauded the American People, and were desperate to settle. Paramount/CBS/60 Minutes have today paid $16 Million Dollars in settlement, and we also anticipate receiving $20 Million Dollars more from the new Owners, in Advertising, PSAs, or similar Programming, for a total of over $36 Million Dollars. This is another in a long line of VICTORIES over the Fake News Media, who we are holding to account for their widespread fraud and deceit. The Wall Street Journal, The Failing New York Times, The Washington Post, MSDNC, CNN, and all other Mainstream Media Liars, are ON NOTICE that the days of them being allowed to deceive the American People are OVER. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

cBs FiRed CoLbERt bEcAuSe hIs ShOw WaSn'T pRoFiTaBlE 🥴

Happy Gilmore 2 and South Park week to all who observe

So much winning! Make America Pedophiles Again! Don't be WEAKLINGS!

SKEDADDLE on down to the GROCERY store. All the big words

Alex Jones had a normal one this morning and ho boi is it glorious. Clips in no particular order

I memba

Finally some good news

Take MAGA voter's medicare away to own the libs

I will now be referring to most chaser's vehicles as Large Engine Vehicles. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Obligatory July 1st post about either Bobby Bonilla day, or the yearly battle between the people that like to shoot things off that blow up to celebrate Merica for weeks on end vs the people that get mad at the people that like to shoot things off that blow up to celebrate Merica for weeks on end

I would sit in seat #4. Have normal conversation with Dark Brandon while mixing in some talk on what Nancy's next moves are on the stock market making TikToks with AOC all while joking with one of the funniest dudes on the planet and trolling Elon and MAGA mom when there is time

I'm for all of these things. But let's just leave it to the right to do the hypocrisy, Karen

So let me get this straight. All the people fighting for burger flippers to get $20+/hour, unlimited PTO, mental health days, etc are mad at Fetterman for having an honest moment about not wanting to deal with media cookie cutter questions after listening to a shitty tax bill for the last 16 hours?

Ah yes. Last week you didn't brief Democrats, now they are the ones leaking it. Classic Führer shit

AND I, DONALD J TRUMP, HAVE A VERY VERY LARGE..... A BRAIN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER