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My two current favorite pairs of pants are both from Costco.

Why is Hinge health sending me letters I didn’t ask for with “we can help with your weak pelvic floor” written on the OUTSIDE of the envelope? My pelvic floor is fine but thanks for the embarrassing letter I guess?

About to head to the movies to go see Dogma for the first time in forever. Today is a good day.

YouTube video by bloodsploosh This is my favorite day (The Office)

I have been Angela from The Office when she sees the Kevin as Cookie Monster parody. “This is my favorite day.”

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Or William Shatner

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CNN may as well be TMZ today.

Took this cute af pic today of this little guy

Yesterday in honor of AANHPI our corporate overlords gave out Musubi (spam on rice wrapped in seaweed) which smelled pretty bad honestly, but whatever, BUT don’t worry today they’re putting out the leftovers for you to microwave so the whole office can smell like day old microwaved spam!

Danny Elfman is the Edward Gorey of music and no I will not be elaborating.

Also, did you get a Boos Block?

Where do you go for sharpening? We use the Knife Guys and they’re great.

Just finished the latest season of Shrinking and I’m sobbing.

@cnn.com I’ve had CNN on all day and they haven’t mentioned the massive Hands Off protest ONCE. #handsoffprotest #protest #resist #cnn #handsoff

More proof that pets love soft pants as much as we do. DEATH TO HARDPANTS

Mine look like shit all the time. I feel ya.

Tonight the potatoes went in the ground. Rocky Mountain Russet, Sangre, and Purple Majesty! Maeby in the background at warp speed.

An accurate painting of Donold that shows his very chubby face and a bandage on his ear boo boo.

This I could totally be into.

Yeah, but unless it’s a prepped meal it will just sit in my freezer until it becomes chicken scraps. It’s the equivalent of freezing old bananas with the intention of making banana bread. You’re never making that fuckin bread.

Anyone have recipes that are freezable for spaghetti squash? We have all this from the fall harvest still and I would love to meal prep and freeze some of it.

Hegseth, Waltz, Gabbard: Private Data and Passwords of Senior U.S. Security Officials Found Online Donald Trump's most important security advisers used Signal to discuss an imminent military strike. Now, reporting by DER SPIEGEL has found that the contact data of some of those officials, including ...

Breaking: Top Trump officials’ private data and passwords have surfaced online, including Pete Hegseth, Mike Waltz, and Tulsi Gabbard.

This data could potentially be used by America’s enemies to hack into the unsecured Signal chat where they discussed war plans.

YouTube video by Big Sean - Topic Dance (A$$)

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This is the answer.

Getting old sucks. 0/10 would not recommend

I feel this in my soul. May you soon have frens like this! It warms my heart that they bonded.

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Also be honest on how much you drink.

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He’s on the three year plan, I’m so happy he did it. I get my mammogram every year due to family history even though I’m under 40.

Were you honest about how much you drink? Are you a ginger? Both play a roll in that. I’m sorry that totally sucks.