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Joel DeJong

@snailstampede.bsky.social

My name is Joel DeJong and I love movies. Husband, father of three, and owner of Heights Cream ice cream shop. Often very tired. He/him

431 Followers  |  993 Following  |  4,987 Posts  |  Joined: 10.10.2023  |  1.7645

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This year, Father's Day falls on August 5th.

@davidlsims.bsky.social

16.07.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@davidlsims.bsky.social GIMME THAT SWEET SWEET WIKIPEDIA ENTRY!!!

09.06.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who didn't see the great Feucht grift coming since March 2020, I've got a bridge I'd like you to invest in.

06.06.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Meh, it's alright." And I'm just like, "EXCUSE ME!!! YOU asked ME for a situationally specific OPERA PUN at 8:30 in the morning. You're not gonna get GOLD on the FIRST DRAFT!!!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

28.05.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So my wife's working, and I'm just quick in our room collecting some laundry, and she goes, "Hey, do you have any opera puns? It's for a work anniversary." And after a minute of thinking I'm like, "Maybe something like, 'Aria excited for another year on the team?'" and she goes,

28.05.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@davidlsims.bsky.social You would LOVE the discourse that a perfectly normal take and Lilo and Stitch has brought about on the other place...

27.05.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blu-Rays listed from top to bottom: 
Bluey: The Complete Series
Do The Right Thing
Green Room
Jaws
Mississippi Masala
Road House
Tenant
Zodiac

Blu-Rays listed from top to bottom: Bluey: The Complete Series Do The Right Thing Green Room Jaws Mississippi Masala Road House Tenant Zodiac

Man, the side of my movie shelf that I see as I come down the hall is truly a selection of all certified bangers. Not a dud in this bunch!

(Tap to expand and see all 8)
#filmsky

06.05.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Las Vegas Sphere with an advertisement for Aldi on it

The Las Vegas Sphere with an advertisement for Aldi on it

Vegas Aldi at the Sphere. VEGAS ALDI AT THE SPHERE!!!!

26.04.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, just rewatched Rushmore for the first time in 10ish years. Pretty great movie!

12.04.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'know, I always kinda thought that boomers were odd for thinking Chopping Broccoli was as hilarious as it was, but I thought today that if Jack Black did it, I'd probably think it was pretty incredible too. Apologies to Dana. It's a good bit.

09.04.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen, did I NEED the Paddington trilogy on 4K Blu-ray? No. Was it my heart's desire? Yes. Are my kids currently watching and enjoying it? Also yes.

05.04.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@davidlsims.bsky.social I'd highly recommend the newer Peanuts specials that Apple has put out the last few years. The animation style change takes a little getting used to, but my kids (4 and 2) really like them. It's The Small Things Charlie Brown is their favorite.

02.04.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Paddington 4K 3 film collection from Studio Canal.

The Paddington 4K 3 film collection from Studio Canal.

#Paddington Dads of bluesky, we up!!!

31.03.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
John Mark McMillan | All My Life - Live  #JohnMarkMcmillan #AllMyLife
YouTube video by John Mark McMillan John Mark McMillan | All My Life - Live #JohnMarkMcmillan #AllMyLife

This one's been hitting this weekend. Not sure what clicked in the last two days that was absent on first listen, but hoo boy this thing cooks!
youtu.be/9WSGussMqMQ?...

31.03.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, taking in every drip and drab of information coming out of #CinemaCon

31.03.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my kids' favorites!! My 2 year old now requests Beethoven's 5th by calling it "Peanuts Movie symphony" because it's used as Schroeder's alarm clock.

30.03.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe this is reading way too deep into it, but if the focus group testing was a part of him securing his budget, I could see him adding 9 inessential minutes in, just to have something to point at and say, "Hey, I responded to feedback and cut it down."

30.03.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My biggest gripe with Mickey 17 was the Sinners trailer that played before it gave away too much of the movie! THE TEASER WAS ENOUGH!!!!!

Mickey 17 good. I had fun with it. Go see movies in theaters when you can.

29.03.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about multiplexes is that they gotta have floor to ceiling images of iconic characters all over the hallways. Denzel in Malcolm X. Sigourney in Alien. ET. It's just the way it should be.

29.03.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Brad Wenzel: joke. joke. joke. - Full Special
YouTube video by Brad Wenzel Brad Wenzel: joke. joke. joke. - Full Special

Bluesky, take an hour to relax and unwind with a delightful comedian named Brad.
youtu.be/ZI0AzgeJFEA?...

29.03.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, after loading up one of my favorite podcasts:

29.03.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Summoning all of my strength and self control to not drop $200 on a modded and upgraded U2 iPod off Facebook marketplace.

28.03.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah just drove past a protest at our local Tesla dealership. Probably 50 people out in the blowing snow. Happy Oberon Day, indeed!

24.03.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love to see the absolutely fake sounding websites that sponsor trips on Wheel of Fortune. Like, OKAY, Trips4Fun dot net, you're DEFINITELY a real website on which I can book a trip to Easter Island.

21.03.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, Schmigadoon season 2? Still very fun! Very bummed that season 3 was cancelled.

21.03.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have 3 kids aged 4 and under, and they all have a stomach bug. I've been up and down with them for the last 4 hours as they've all taken turns throwing up. Lots of bedding and pajama changes. Honestly? Wouldn't recommend it. Don't care for it. Very tiring.

19.03.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely so glad for them. I hope they're happy forever.

17.03.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I posted this news and somebody I don't follow with 14k followers on here just replied "ick". Who needs THAT kind of negativity in their life??

17.03.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have we reached peak LinkedIn Brain? If you say, "no," be ready to provide examples.

17.03.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LET'S. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

#Oscars #TeamCoco

17.03.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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