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Writing "Corky Romanos" on an easel and drawing a vertical line through the C

They each kind of look like a villain the other would have dreamed up.

I wrote a script called Hellhole that essentially mushes these 4 things together and if you want to read it, I’d be thrilled to send you a copy once I add the finishing touches.

(I’m a big fan of this one so get ready for me to be annoying about it, sorry)

I watched a 10 second clip from Young Frankenstein and suddenly I am dying for the Fall.

Fuck Summer. Dumb. Dumb season.

Not a joke necessarily, but the cut to Boyle’s face gets me every single time.

Also searching for this clip got me in the mood for October in a big way, so thank you for that.

HHH canceling the pressers to avoid questions about Brock is absolute coward shit. Soft as fucking Charmin.

Certainly not for everyone, but I found 28 Years Later to be a beautiful and surreal trip through a terrifying world. Amazing performances across the board, that kid is definitely going to be a star.

I kinda loved it… though that ending… I dunno man.

Producer who brokered the product placement of the giant Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie in HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS (1989).

Are the Walking Dead shows even about zombies anymore?

Superman at a Doobie Brothers show when they start playing the “China Grove” riff

Would give anything to be the official Weezer maraca player in a pre-9/11 America

FBI unveil portrait of Burn Bag, the new Deputy Director of the agency

Topic of the day

I had a dream last night I was eating wings and I woke up and now I’m not eating wings, so gonna be a tough day.

I hope this pic ends up in that George Lucas museum someday

Naked Gun 4, the most beautiful love story of our time

Halloween 4 intro

Mentally I’m here 🎥

Most people cite the Star Wars Special Editions as a valuable lesson of just leaving this shit alone, but for me it will always be the fever dream 30th Anniversary edition of Night of the Living Dead which added new scenes that feel like a porn parody

@allbrakesnogas.bsky.social one of the best visual gags of all time

Incredible performance from Thomas Haden Church here, criminally underrated

What’re ya buyin?

Secret to a healthy marriage: Keep a lock box in your closet that is locked at all times. Then one day, leave it slightly outside of the closet, unlocked. And inside that lock box should be a few pouches of Big League Chew, a live turtle and handwritten lyrics to Who Let the Dogs Out

This was a genuinely beautiful moment, especially for a superhero movie (and great advice for some of you miserable mother fuckers out there)

Nothing worse than a fat dude with no chill, I know from personal experience.

Oh……. Oh…….

Can they just beat off during Pon Farr, has that never come up?

Mail scene*

Probably my favorite episode of all time, I think about the mail face often

Iron Sheik fighting his way through hell to find Hulk Hogan