Paul Lerner

RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer WASHINGTON—Suggesting an unorthodox alternative to standard oncological treatments, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued recommendations Friday that encourage Americans to ...

Took me a while to realize this was The Onion
theonion.com/rfk-jr-recom...

This is outstanding!

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They are talking to each other but why aren't they banding together to resist?

Strong Anschluss vibes

I know this isn’t the point but does he really think those provinces would elect Republicans, and after a Trump invasion? Maybe Alberta would but

I finally found a chatbot I can relate to

Better not to look

That wore off pretty fast

Does Netanyahu really believe the pictures are fake or is he just repeating right wing talking points?

Only Netanyahu can make Trump seem reasonable

No 1 streaming show in the US now (per CNN)

Just watched it. The botox! Dora the Explorer! So good!

Yesterday, we led a protest of hundreds of Jews and Palestinians near the border with Gaza and carried sacks of flour on our backs to demonstrate against the mass starvation our government is creating so close by. (1/4)

Disgusting. Disgraceful.

That's reassuring, thanks!

Sounds like it yeah

I'm sorry but "it can't be genocide because we haven't killed them all yet" is just not gonna work

Wonderful, hopeful essay!

I’m Captain Ahab and I Say We Must Never Transition Away from a Whale-Based Energy Industry When I heard that the globalist oligarchs and fat cats in the Washington marshland were conspiring to invest in alternative, non-whale-based energy...

"Reducing our dependence on whales as an energy source will send us sliding down the slippery, spermaceti-lubricated slope to socialism. If we give up whaling, what will those lackwits come for next? Will I have to surrender my peg leg for a titanium prosthetic?"

And smoking is good for you too

Gee thanks

It’s hard to find good research assistants these days

Still life with Rusty

I've done it that way since the pandemic. I don't think I could move if I didn't smell those fumes in the morning!

Are you still looking? I know some grad students who work at the Huntington and might be interested.

*go to (damn it)

I hate it when you got to a coffee shop to get some good work done and then you get in the groove and it's really humming but you bump into an acquaintance you haven't seen in years (hey, professor) and before you know it he is informing you that Islam is not compatible with democracy

Is he still on the roof