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every medievally inspired artist must eventually make a pastiche of their favourite piece of medieval art

not very hard to guess which one's mine 🩸🦄🌷

silly things i do. i ask “is this edible?” then i start eating whatever it is without anyone answering. most of the time the answer is no

i hope everyone enjoyed top five fish

Last but not least is Green Sturgeon. They got cool spines. Very dinosaur. They look like they could be used as a weapon but i wouldn’t do that because i love them. The green ones are the coolest. I don’t know where they live but it doesn’t matter. They are all licensed medical professionals.

Fourth fish is humphead wrasse aka napoleon wrasse because they ate his dead body off the shores of Normandy. Look at them they are big and blue. They think just like human toddlers. They could probably do basic math problems but not division. They bring us together they love addition.

Third on the list is Goliath Tigerfish. They are huge and mean and they teeth huge. They look like dinosaurs so that makes them cool. I think they wouldn’t be so angry all the time if they weren’t hungry. Feed them. So everyone should feed them. They live in the rapids of the Congo river.

Second fish of all time is the blacktip reef shark. I like them because they are brown. I appreciate a fish with a bit of melanin. They are all cooler than other sharks because they would appreciate a fish taco and probably do the minimum amount of cannibalism a shark could do.

This is the top fish: Golden Arowana. Number one! Why? It’s made out of gold, solid gold. How can it swim? Why ask? It’s a fucking fish they swim. In ancient times people paid people with these fishes but not anymore because they are too cool. They live in southeast asia.

it’s almost time for top five fishes…. yall gonna know soon

i made a top five fish list … i really gotta tell you guys about these fishes

yall guys don’t know about my favorite fish golden arowana.

i’m going to do this exercise routine everyday until i throw up at least this week

when the kettlebell swings make your spine tingle …. oooooo aaahh static

😞one of those days

sigh. so we are gonna use someone transfer out so im prolly going back to cps cases … i need a hug 🥺

i exercise sk late at night so i can fall asleep im so so so so kmreepy

my arms are noodles rn

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This is me

i’ve been looking for a wall anchor for my resistance bands and i just realized i can just tie them around the support beam in my house

i just had a workout epiphany omg i’m so silly and stupid

I don’t know if I ever showed you guys our ofrenda

for some reason i thought my dad was downstairs right now.

workout

i guess i can share my daily workouts …

my mom got mad at me when i said liking cheese burger should be the citizenship test

i love culture bc in my house i’m like i guess we’re eating curry again… and again. hm curry today again huh. then we go out and have burger or hot dog and im like REAL SHIT RIGHT HERE AMERICA USA 🇺🇸 the hot dog the hot dog the hot dog Cheesed Burger

ah it was called beef bourgeoisie

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i hate spacex. can someone tell elon we dont like explosions in the middle of the fucking night? oh he doesn’t care