Dr Grant

He’s fluent in over 6 million languages and these are the words chooses to speak

“This is such a drag”-something a super smart droid would say?

So they’re saying they could have saved the entire thing for less than they sent to Argentina? Thats not really a great argument.

You sir have the brain pan of a stage coach tilter

Mayor Quimby: is this moron getting dumber or just louder

Bart a Homer when Homer pretended to be a robot

It’s been done

It seems like they spent more than 7 million dollars on time and effort to get this 7 million dollars. This is like the opposite of some guys just wheeling up some stairs to the Louvre

Called it last night

Ralph and Lisa getting award for having no help from parents

Mamdani is making thr city inhospitable for sex pests

Robbery at gunpoint

Me robbing people on the L for their votes for you

Trump as Homer holding up damaged rose garden and damaged East Wing

@ditzkoff.bsky.social

“Ah, incorrect America. TWO perfectly good landmarks”

A real story you should be asking is “if you take your pet to the vet, do you ever *actually* talk to the veterinarian? Because some places are getting “creative” with what they are doing with “drop off” exams.

As a veterinarian and pet owner, this sucks all the way around. You graduate in 6 figures of debt and unlike physicians will probably never earn enough to pay that off under 30 years. Therefore you’re stuck taking jobs for corporate who is trying everything they can to increase quantity

I’m not eating this Hungry Man XXL because I’m some kind of gourmand.

Krusty the clown replying “because I’m an idiot. Happy?”

The only acceptable reply to this question

“Most of Chicago wants this” said Larry Goone, suburbanite.

Thank you for being one of the only top media people reporting on this

Well he didn’t call you slur or threaten your life so I guess that makes him an intellectual heavyweight debate master these days

He’s Australian I think

Mr burns practicing phrenology telling Smithers he has the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter

Twitter has scientists too!

One of the most brutal shades ever thrown by the Simpsons is when Bart is going on Conan and Homer goes “All right. But after Leno, I'm all laughed out, you know.”

If I give someone bad directions, it isn’t their fault they go to the wrong place. No one is saying the pilots did anything wrong

Because today is the day Donald Trump finally became president

It’s important we honor the service of all the members of the Death Star who are heroes just doing their jobs

Also he created a daughter which was very woke of him

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