Michael Simonds

You know you live in a great place when they dedicate a day for beer. Happy Minnesota Beer Day!

"Now this looks like a man that can appreciate nostalgia." ~ Cabbie probably

It is that time of the year where I try to be really nice to myself. If you can guess where I am going I will go to Las Vegas and drink alcohol and gamble at a casino.

Do you also have strong jorts game?

My Gen Z kids cannot appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is The Fifth Element.

The Bro Energy is heavy tonight at Chandy. 

This coming April has me in Las Vegas for nine nights. That's a lot of VP at The Chandy.

I didn't even get a chance to start a fire out of the clothes on my person in an attempt to keep myself warm.

Unfortunately it was pretty uneventful and I was alone. No friend were made and no meals were had.

Today is the day I finally got to cross "getting stuck on an elevator" off of my bucket list.

What I bought vs. what I got.

Current situation.

I think I am going to head to the desert for a couple of days. Anyone else?

Basically everyone that is still on tour today.

So many concerts and parking lot parties for this young metal head. Metallica, Iron Maiden. David Lee Roth, Motley Crue...

Sunday, December 8th. 6:24 pm. #whamageddon

There is only one way to read mispronounced casino names, and that is in the voice of Steve Wynn.

These last couple of weeks have me on quite the Devo kick.

Hit me up, nerds!

Welcome.

Token arrival pic. Get at me, nerds.

For now on, my default converstional seque is, "Speaking of disasters..." @fivehundy.bsky.social

a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy " ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "

Here I am looking at demolition footage and empty casino space of The Mirage and I am like... #vegas

I wish all the good people of Vegas Twitter would move over here. #vegasnerds

www.bringyaass.com #ifkyk

My last night in Vegas on this trip took an unexpected turn and became one for the story books. Very thankful for my fellow Vegasnerds and or them pulling me into the fold last night.

By pure coincidence it is sounding like a lot of Vegas Nerds are in town this weekend. Here is to hoping I run into a bunch of you.

I recently learned that some people I know refer to me as “Mike Vegas”, so I guess this means I am an influencer now.

My new website and podcast will drop next week.