Lemon Curd and 2 Cigarettes

The alpha zombie in 28 Years Later is the hottest “hear me out…” of the summer

Real but also….it happens here too lol

Driving to my boyfriend’s house at 4am to put on his clothes, use his toothpaste and face wash and wake him up getting into bed despite me having my own home to do all these things in

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I am once again sleeping on the couch at the Chicago squat house………but it’s a good couch

I regret to inform everyone i really do love the baldies. A pattern has been established and observed, nothing more I can do

Banging one out to Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring

More public transit would fix me

Me on the Amtrak: “I think….I think I’m gonna be okay :-)”

YouTube video by Dylan the Diabolical Dylan Merrill Stand Up - Still Diabolical

Try watching the first minute of this I DARE you youtu.be/q6th7SUaunU?...

It’s terrible

Looking up a man’s comedy YouTube channel he’s advertising on his tinder profile

Sometimes I wonder if my mission each day is to figure out how to make myself feel as worse as possible

Being a bitchy lil cunt tn, what’s new

Being emo in the woods again

As a kid I always thought Skeletor was sexy and not much has changed since then

Watching horse farrier videos again don’t call don’t text

But dw im just switching to someone else, simply in the most maladjusted way possible 🥰

I’m gearing up to ghost another therapist and feeling good about it all

Saw Nosferatu tonight and he reminded me of my ex except Nosferatu—the rotting demon corpse—is significantly more charismatic than him

Fuck!!!! Okay!!!!

U may not like it but this is what 2 cigs and lemon curd looks like

Found this on Auntie’s bedside table tn and she said “oh yea that’s Snoop on the Stoop.” She’s 91

Left my bedroom door open and now it smell like beef in here smh

They hate to see a beautiful bitch eat a meijer rotisserie chicken with their bare hands in the parking lot

Pissin hellfire in God’s Country (getting a UTI in Texarkana)

When she got that tight pussy 😮‍💨🙏🏻😩 (pelvic floor dysfunction)

Yoo everyone reading this needs to understand that trauma bonding is NOT when you bond with someone because you’ve both had traumatic experiences in the past! It is when you bond with your abuser after they traumatize you, often multiple times!! I hope this helps

and family enough. This man lied to me and gaslit me about so many things. He discarded me and treated me like shit—often insulting my intelligence and my appearance for no other reason than to feel better about himself, I assume. Never forgave or forgot about shit even when I worked overtime to

Thank u Buck 😳🙏🏻😌 in good hands fr