hey Siri what if I never fall in love again lol
04.11.2025 03:16 โ ๐ 122 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0@hmctui.bsky.social
UI Designer in games - Existentially challenged idiot, love big dinners, views are my own.
hey Siri what if I never fall in love again lol
04.11.2025 03:16 โ ๐ 122 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0jackchapman.itch.io/roost Well there's this one by my pal and colleague! Might scratch the itch a bit
11.10.2025 11:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Award for dumbest motherfucker alive
06.09.2025 15:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Got made too sexy by accident
25.08.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0graphic of a gold star written "has never even opened ChatGPT"
21.08.2025 01:23 โ ๐ 24954 ๐ 9395 ๐ฌ 200 ๐ 378important
17.08.2025 22:25 โ ๐ 7938 ๐ 1811 ๐ฌ 27 ๐ 35Yeah sure I'll give her a proper talking to cheers
15.08.2025 21:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bollocks
10.08.2025 09:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bro I swear that if we keep caping for genocide by Israel and banning trans people from existing we'll eventually inherit the mandate of heaven trust me bro.
06.08.2025 17:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The real male loneliness epidemic is not being able to fully connect with anyone NOT chronically online. Need to start a support group for brain poisoned millennials.
05.08.2025 07:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tiny Glade is a gorgeous game
30.07.2025 19:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Illustration depicting Harry, the protagonist of the game Disco Elysium, falling. A crane is in the background. The image is inverted and Harry's pose is gracious, making him appear as if he's dancing.
Illustration depicting an investigation scene in the game Disco Elysium. Protagonists are seen from the perspective of the dead man they are inspecting, while getting insulted by the rascal Cuno.
Illustration depicting a scene late in the game Disco Elysium, where the protagonists are off on a boat to explore an islet. Camouflaged within the reeds near the viewer, the Insulidian Phasmid, a local cryptid, can be seen.
Illustration depicting a scene in Disco Elysium where the protagonists are dancing in a church. Raver Pete Andre can be seen dancing along them.
The summer sale at INPRNT is still going! My stuff is all 35% off.
These are some of my most sold prints #discoelysium
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I love the whole American vs Brit divide arguments on Bluesky. Because both of our countries are collapsing jingoistic shithole empires and we're all boiling in the soup together anyway so why do we try and espouse any level of superiority over one another lol.
28.07.2025 11:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0An image of a man using a frankly colossal pepper grinder on a tiny plate of food, it can't be overstated how large the grinder is, it's just bloody enormous. Like a meter or something hot damn
I need this energy in my life
27.07.2025 14:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
27.07.2025 13:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No cheating, post your lock screen.
26.07.2025 10:29 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 2Oh boy I love Futura I love it so much, waiter please more homogenised corpo slop
25.07.2025 15:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A little 16x16 pixel image of BMO from the hit show Adventure Time, he's plopped down all gently against a kind of peach background with a pensive look on his face, it's hard to do a little smile in that kind of available space.
Can't sleep so doodled a lil' 16x16 pixel art BMO from Adventure Time.
22.07.2025 07:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I watched this last night! Was not prepared
19.07.2025 13:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Staring wistfully out the garden, watching the rain saturate my tomato plant and being all like "we needed this"
19.07.2025 12:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A small handful of precisely 4 cherry tomatoes
BEHOLD MY MIGHTY HARVEST! WHAT TREASURES I HAVE REAPED.
15.07.2025 12:56 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gonna need somebody to dress as Man With All The Answers for gay halloween in a few months
13.07.2025 21:47 โ ๐ 56 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Sun Killer by Spiritbox and Rosetta Stoned by Tool. Both just suddenly go off in a big way
13.07.2025 23:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Proper leggy lad
13.07.2025 12:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Finally getting on with Pacific Drive, game is great but if one of these damn fuckass mannequins jumpscares me in a petrol station one more time I'm going to go full jonkler.
13.07.2025 12:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Watched Megalopolis last night finally. Complete dogshit but amazing in equal measures. It asks the brave question; "What if Neil Breen was given 100 million dollars"
13.07.2025 07:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A willow tree along a riverside path shrouded by shadow on one side and bathed in golden light on the other, the path leads under the tree to the right side as the leaves hang lazily over the pathway in the afternoon heat.
A small tansy beetle on a patch of tansy, the beetle is endemic to Yorkshire. The beetle itself is small and round, with a beautiful iridescent green colour on its carapace that shines brilliantly, reflecting golden hues and deep Veridian greens.
A riverside pathway alongside York's famous Ouse river. The sun lists gently on the horizon within a gorgeous blue soup of sky before it disappears behind a pair of trees. The ground is bathed in golden light as dusk approaches, setting the surrounding grass ablaze with deep golden hues.
Lovely walk along the riverbank in York, spotted a tansy beetle in the smallest batch of tansy ever. Alongside loads of soldier beetles getting absolutely jiggy with it. I went all in on the alt text for these bad boys. #York
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