Allie

But wait, there's more!

thanks for the update msbc what would we do without 24 hours news

All of New York is voting Mamdani except Staten Island of course

lol

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

There are more of us than there are of them.

If @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social just makes the Dems update their platform to have ACTUAL GOD DAMN POSITIONS

HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST

“what if this socialist winning resoundingly is actually proof we need more moderates?”

A twitter user named vydamo saying "it is with a heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is part of me." "I travelled around the world with this ape in my pocket. We went to the most luxurious hotels, the craziest night clubs and the most serene beaches. We had it all. Unfortunately, what blur is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable. Since the creation of Blur, the ape floor price has tumbled from 85e down to 12e."

"I hope one day we meet on the other side, until then, goodbye." Attached is an image of a high bored ape cosplaying as judge dredd

"My kids know me as this ape"

an illustration by spindle of the character Asimov, a half-elf with white hair, lying on top and sleeping on Ottilie, who's on her stomach reading a book in front of an open door. Sunlight is coming through the open door (on the right) and is shining on both of them

fell asleep

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

A seeming bit of history tonight as Ghazala Hashmi becomes the first Asian American to win statewide office in Virginia - and the first Muslim woman to win statewide office *anywhere* in the United States.

by Ezra Klein

"From Mamdani's victory in NY to Spanberger's victory in VA, it might seem like voters have resoundingly rejected transphobia; here's why we should double down on it instead."

A woman at the center of a crowd smiles and pets a dog in another person's arm. Below, text reads: "Breaking news: Virginia elects first woman governor. Democrat Abigail Spanberger will hold 
the state’s highest office."

Abigail Spanberger will be Virginia’s next governor and the first woman to hold the state’s highest office. Her campaign promised to fight the “chaos” of President Donald Trump’s second term and to address cost-of-living issues. https://bit.ly/3JEKGZp

best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan

Good. Fuck Greg Abbott. Texas is about the last place I'd choose to live or even visit. Racists and bigots can eat shit.

yeah the whole media apparatus ran cover for these guys and their wars

lol at the lil wings floating around in the pan 🍗🧑🏻‍🚀

i hope to see enterprising democrats announce their intent to retire schumer and gillibrand over the next two years.

A black and white photo of the Doctor and Jamie holding one another played by Patrick Troughton and Frazer Hines aka Jamie Doctor Who

I really hate it when people claim the Doctor being emotional and human is a nu who modern era thing they inserted. Have you ever seen a Patrick Troughton story? All he did was worry about Jamie and it was wonderful

Logan Square, you're alright

Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew Polio was eradicated because Jonas Salk chose not to patent the vaccine, if you want a perfect example of a socialist act. Quote Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63 · Jun 24 Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.

"The former vice president did everything he could to expand presidential power...

By setting out to reclaim executive authority after Watergate, Cheney supercharged it — circumventing legal limits, rewriting internal rules, and building a presidency that could outpace oversight"

@rollingstone.com

Yeah I see I made the right choice to avoid watching @msnbc.com tonight for election coverage

Apropos of tonight’s election

DICK CHENEY 1941-2025

"Hell's VIP section is now full. Sinners, please make other arrangements. Apologies for any inconvenience."