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The billionaire house hostage saga of Azealia Banks, Elon Musk, and Grimes, explained Here’s the background you need to understand the story.

the best thing grimes ever did was not show up for the collab with azealia banks so that banks had to hide in a closet from elon musk

https://www.vox.com/2018/8/16/17692700/azealia-banks-elon-musk-grimes-explained

New album cover for Grimes

As someone who used to like listening to Grimes I gotta say that watching her slide into this shit over the years is very disorienting, even if it’s not surprising anymore.

Fiery sunset over a pair of railroad tracks converging on the horizon

good evening

DVD case for Tbe Drop Box, showing a bespectacled Korean man lifting an infant wrapped in a towel out of a drop box

Back of DVD case. Text: “I can't think of another modern example that so perfectly encapsulates Christian faith. This is a powerful movie that you should not miss." — Donald Miller, NY Times Best Selling author of Scary Close and Blue Like Jazz One frigid winter, a pastor finds an abandoned infant on his church steps and builds a heated hatch to rescue any others. The Drop Box documentary tells the true story of South Korean pastor Lee Jong-rak and his heroic efforts to embrace and protect abandoned children. It is a story about the forgotten, the disabled, the discarded, and the man who gives everything to protect them.

so, i was weeding the dvd collection and came across this, produced in association with Focus on the Family. has anyone seen it or even heard about it? 🥚

package update: the lady said i put my package in the correct location for it to get mailed out and sometimes they don’t get scanned until later so i’m hoped it’ll show up to where it needs to get; i just can’t turn off my brain screaming at me for not getting a receipt and assuming it’s lost

also, good morning or whatever, i guess

called out of work because i think i have a sinus infection and need antibiotics

but also because i need to go to the post office when they open to check on that package i dropped off

hopefully both go well

are people watching kpop demon hunters the way my little cousins would watch shrek and just keeping it on repeat all day?

it’s a good movie but 15 weeks in the top 10 streaming titles seems just a bit much

grass-fed labubu

[venting]

like, if that package doesn't show up in the system soon I'm fucked cause they'll charge me the full amount for the phone and i Can Not afford that and also can't afford to buy a new one/switch carriers

Ughghhhhhhhhh

[venting]

everything that could go wrong today is

the package i dropped off at the prepaid postage table at the post office hasn't been scanned and there's apparently just nothing anyone can so about it

i can't get anyone at my apartment complex OR the management company to answer the phone […]

A screenshot of an email from "Temu" with the subject line "This item will be sent to you within 6 days." Below the subject, it reads "Take a look now!" and shows a "Promotions" tag and a star icon. The email was received at 2:27 PM.

new, terrible sequel to The Ring just dropped

going to CBT for a CBT kink

"Shortly after his graduation from Dartmouth, Byrne suffered from testicular cancer; he recovered, but three bouts of the cancer in his 20s left him hospitalized nearly three years and in convalescence for three more."

how many balls and how much microplastics did the dude Have?

i regret to report to you that i have the 'i have one daughter' song stuck in my head

RE: https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/115384373024192862

"so many kids love my ugly car that i keep toys in it to hand out to them" is the thought pattern of a broken broken brain

still not over this

who thinks like that?

my mommy Literally told me to not take gifts from strangers in weird […]

grass-fed labubu

Spit On, Sworn At, and Undeterred: What It’s Like to Own a Cybertruck “We were the targets.” WIRED spoke to seven Tesla Cybertruck owners about their most controversial purchase and why they're proud to drive it.

MY main takeaway from this article is that a concerning number of #cybertruck owners keep toys for children they don't know in their ugly, ugly cars

https://www.wired.com/story/owning-a-cybertruck/?_sp=217febd8-c3fd-4cd3-a37b-12983fcc630c.1760625389088

i shall nto rest until i have the correct numbre of follwoers (0)

@rem.bsjky.team this is just how i live my life

rear window remake where hes watchign his doorbell camera the whole time

desperately wanting to watch The Celebrity Traitors but refusing to learn how to use a VPN on my TV

meanwhile thinking about re-reading the 4 Hour body book (without fact checking it this time) so that I can do a diet with a built in gluttony day

when i eventually lose enough weight to have cheat day, I'm gonna eat so much food at the nearest combination pizza hut and taco bell

"we've got a great part for you! gonna be huge! you're Heinrich Himmler’s Masseur"

@amphibiouscat.bsky.social this makes me want an aquarium but my cats scare me out of having fish around

RE: https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/115384037909110206

left something at home

turned around to get it even though it would make me run a little late

passed a big wreck that Just happened on my way in to the office

did that thing your mom always talks about this morning

911? I have the hiccups!

i’ll put your ham in my fridge