Kevin Turing

Manchester Leather Weekend

Jimmy Fallon turns music of Barry Manilow into beige rug through the dread art of alchemy

Not every elf looks like me…
(Damnit, why do they all look like me?!)

re: pikmin speculation
> I think if anything, it’s a spinoff, like hey pikmin,, and it’s pissing off all the worst people so I don’t even mind

> someone with a similar phone number has listed their open lot for sale and my phone has been blowing up (bad)

“The Rise and Fall of the Bon Appétit test kitchen” that sounds dumb as fuck

*8 hours later*

this is how I understand every single about the economy and relationships between workers and owners now

had my best run in months this morning happy Tuesday

mamma mia 😰

need evidence 🤔

POV: You caught me without a gag

What’s your next move?

I love when programmers go "here's the side-project I've been working on, it's a nexflorp library that scrumbles your beatmorps into typeslick"

hell yeah buddy, this is just for you and the 6 other people with your specific use case that will love this

Sorry I've been away, been in Malta last week getting very drunk on frozen mango daquris 🍹🍹🍹

this bitch has more money than god and she couldn't find the money to pay a real team to make her shit? what, was it cutting into her private jet and room service budget?

poop in the hand is worth 2 in the butt

> the one with the hockey guys 🥵

people using chatgpt so much they start to believe it’s god proves that in defiance of clarke’s third law basically any old bullshit is indistinguishable from magic

Wanna see a magic trick? 🪄

Muscle pup in a bathroom with tub

Bubble bath, yes 🛁

tfw you’re a “serial slut with intimacy issues” on a date with the most boring person in the world

> the one where chase seduces a nun (???)

fascinating that "no, the computer is not alive" and "yes, it's questionable to gleefully say anti-computer phrases modeled after racial slurs" are two thoughts people are struggling to reconcile

Subtext? Yeah my subs text me back.

Ancient 😮

My boy @gimpzero.bsky.social lost in his own little world

aw thanks

house v chase ep :(

Me in a tux

first try pre-alterations

😳

so true, doctor

Def recommend it. Also, the original was Johnny Depp’s first big role, which is bizarre to see in its own way. :P