M.

Lol this aint new. I love Weezy but bro has stolen multiple R&B verses word for word, and some rap too. Hell, Girls Around the World, Lloyd ft Wayne. Whole stolen rap verse 🤣 bless him. There is plenty more.

I can't be out here forgetting to stretch in the morning

only a few people are allowed to call me randomly.

My days in the call centers have scarred me so I've been a texter for at least a decade. But i love a voice note! ima text back tho

Sí.

Lol facts they gave me those underwear after emergency surgery years back (I won't lie they were comfy af) they are NOT for outside 🤣

Genuinely made me smile. They dress like my great-grandfather did. So smooth 😎

On this Earth Day, I want the aliens to know that if shit hits the fan, I was on their side all along.

Same

She looks it. We'll see.

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I'm just waiting for genuine responses.

Adorable.

Awwww.

Well, it's like that time applied for a different position in my company and didn't get it. I don't have to "step up" and fix SHIT now that a choice was made.

She should've paid that man, and if he turned around and decided not to accept the money, fine. She made a deal. She probably lost a decent guy due to her sense of entitlement.

No lie.

Very well said. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Lol the inmates in the kitchen invent shit all the time

I swear it, particularly with honey nut cheerios and corn pops. I require my milk ice cold - I swear the temp changes quicker with honey cereals than with my frosted flakes or froot loops, for instance

But, Honeycombs cereal makes the milk warm on its own. I swear, all honey cereals cause cold milk to go warm quickly

Ugh! Let me go rewatch one of my favorite eps where Macho Man Randy Savage voices Space Ghost's father, good times. RIP.

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I can't unsee it

"Majority" looks like Longlegs 😆

Same.

This is a fact! This is why my grandmother used to say "stay in a child's place" 😆

Facts. Probably sent over a plate of food or something as the signal. Grown folks binnis intrigues me till this day

Ain't no contact info on the card how'd they send for him? 🤣

She looks gorgeous, but the belt is a no

Stunning!

I told them that it's a dangerous gift to casually buy for someone's feet. They bought it anyway! I hope it did what it was supposed to do, though.

Birdo's nose/mouth thing creeps me out