the arch-yapper (autistic smc CEO) is on Bluesky!

wow that's really fast. also. takes out the "why i kin shadow milk cookie" list again. you know what time it is.

so, autistic deity learns how to mask?

that's it you described the whole beast yeast plot

he's so embarrassed cuz now everyone can see how wet he is...!!!! and the embarrassment makes him wetter. the cycle continues

autism is stored in the fount. he contains an infinite amount of autism & we love him for it

i mean, it's called "talking out your ass" for a reason right/lh

oh my god. they're literally the same Creature. i'm shaking this is so cute

eheheheee...fat fount pussy...... beautiful plump petals that tremble a little when you pound into him......with a fat little clit sticking out at the top, perfect to kiss & suckle & play with.....!!!!

everyone else agreeing w/ burning spice & adding fuel to the fire/lh

what if it's a tdick. that way pv can have his mouth around it & occasionally sneak his tongue inside the sopping wet hole

is he wrong, though? is shamil NOT a bratty little crybaby?

tbh it's fount; it's probably both. is he desperate to void or cum? who knows? he'll do both at the same time

where did you get this photo of me lmao

fun fact, it's fairly common for people with afab anatomy to confuse needing to pee with sexual arousal & vice versa.
now, what if we took advantage of this with fount.

NOOOO THE LIST. THE LIST. THE "WHY I KIN SHADOW MILK COOKIE" LIST. IT HUNGERS.
feed it now it's your fault/lh

plush thighs, soft & pillowy with pale pliant dough, in between them hiding a plump little cunt.. it's always so sensitive & so are his inner thighs. poor fount might cum from being thigh fucked alone...!!

he shyly lifts his robes to show them only to get ravished immediately

so sensitive & fun to play with! it’s one of the only things that can bring down the illustrious fount of knowledge…

the perfect little pearl to hold between 2 of your fingers. the perfect little button to toy with. pv (or someone else idk) can just. pull his robes aside to play with it.
such a sensitive clit….even the slightest shift of air against it is enough to make it all wet.

archiveofourown.org/works/716346...

featuring: freaknilla, freakcluse & their aphrodisiac cum

#cookiecum #coochierun #notsafeforcookie #nsfcookie #purevanillacookiensfw #truthlessreclusensfw #shadowmilkcookiensfw

pv looks down to find shmilk kneeling in a pool of his own drool & slick. shamil, even in his sleep, was unconsciously humping his pussy on pv's leg

go on, elaborate :33

margo how is it like to have a whole ass table attached to your ribcage/lh

archiveofourown.org/works/71634681

pureshadow kinktober! blows up in despair

#coochierun #cookiecum #nsfcookie #crknsfw #purevanillacookiensfw #shadowmilkcookiensfw

I'm just saying, I don't think it's a coincidence that Awakened Pure Vanilla can deal damage...

every movement shifts the skirt to show off glimpses of bare wet pussy.

*sighs* *pulls out the “why i kin shadow milk cookie” list again. it comically rolls out until i am covered by the list*

hey that’s what i call my cats/lh

if by ”boomer” they mean “as old as cookie civilization itself”, then sure, he’s a boomer i guess/lh

i actually love this idea....>:3