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29 Followers  |  40 Following  |  30 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2023  |  1.8794

Latest posts by jalanmiddleton.bsky.social on Bluesky

You rubes. You thought you were just giving "Home" by Sharpe et al. well warranted & overdue hate. You have merely brought its evil back to life. You fools.

09.08.2025 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

July. The year is half over. Round up. It's over. Might as well be 2030. Let's go.

01.07.2025 12:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nope. Hope this helped. 🙂

16.05.2025 17:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Would you turn into a ghost if bitten. Because many other things do that too. Like guns.

30.03.2025 15:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The release of a new Will Smith album marks the advent of a new Willennium. Blessings to you and yours. ✨✨

28.03.2025 12:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Actually that would be great 🥹

19.03.2025 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why didn't you just start with that line of code? 🤔 Duh

19.03.2025 12:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Too soon. 😔

19.03.2025 12:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

French secret agents trying to recruit David Copperfield for a heist right now

18.03.2025 14:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rolling up to the light BDSM dungeon in compression socks.

02.02.2025 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't decide on the name for my religious chicken restaurant. Do I go with Catholic Church's Chicken or PopeYes?

26.01.2025 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Read my lips: Singing Pigeons.

23.01.2025 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This meeting could've been a singing telegram.

23.01.2025 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is so hot right now.

25.11.2024 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Start any new trends today yourself?

24.11.2024 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@rhyporter.bsky.social Good morning, fellow Early Mover.

20.11.2024 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, well, well. Guess I'm part of the Zeitgeist after all.

20.11.2024 14:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have heard multiple new songs about the Kool-Aid Man today. Man is breaking through to the mainstream for sure

05.01.2024 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm a headband guy now. #newyearnewme

01.01.2024 23:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wyatts of the world sound off: how has the rise of GYATT ruined how people say your name

28.12.2023 11:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dang ran out of room yet again

08.12.2023 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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08.12.2023 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm trying to respond to you @rhyporter.bsky.social but I keep running out of characters

08.12.2023 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@rhyporter.bsky.social is the hardest hitting reporter I know. Terrible with news but maxes out that one punching arcade game.

08.12.2023 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dang this post is doing numbers

07.12.2023 02:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh dear he's off on one of his moods again. Reminds me of Aruba 1986. God bless. -JM

07.12.2023 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello @rhyporter.bsky.social hope you are well. Have you seen Maurice lately. He owes me $20 from our afternoon golfing. Janice says hello. -JM

07.12.2023 01:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Donna had a terrible accident. Much love.

07.12.2023 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello @heathstroganoff.bsky.social I hope you are doing well - JM

07.12.2023 01:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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