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Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

I am not actually sure if the governor of the largest state in the union being a shitposter is good

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

linus from stardew valley in a heart with the text “eat the rich”

there’s someone in my discover that posts the Exact same way and seems like the Exact same person as someone i follow except they’re definitely NOT. they’re also not following each other. i’m a little. concerned. lol

why the f is la croix making my stomach hurt but coke zero isn’t

Christopher ColumbAss

you are kidding yourself if you carry a flickering lantern along the winding path through the dark woods and think that the approaching thunderous hoofbeats signal the arrival of anyone other than the inimitable headless horseman

WHY AM I SO ILL

having a time

it’s Explosive Ass Monday

my discover tab is just her fans and ppl really into football. I don’t go to either of these places!!!

need a way to mass mute accounts w/ taylor pfps 😭

is anyone else feeling REALLY weird tonight ??

i understand why a lot of the ppl i watch might not be in the mood for Halloween given the state of Everything but it is really sad that nobody is really doing ANYTHING different for October 😭

everyone pls clap, i’ve been reducing the size of the energy drinks i get so i’m not consuming as much caffeine!

“We could hear them laughing.”

Rev. David Black, the minister of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, speaks to #CNN’s Erin Burnett in his first television interview since he was shot in the head with pepper balls while praying in front of an ICE facility.

#OutFrontCNN #News #ICE #Chicago

god the more i watch of this game the more it whomps 😭

wth diane keaton died :(

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll

omg 10 10 10

going to attempt to carve a tiny pumpkin !

FFXIV meme fandaniel is pouring a drink for a very unamused looking zenos "have we tried substance abuse my liege"

MIT rejects Trump compact The Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) on Friday rejected the Trump administration’s proposed “Compact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education,” which would have required sweeping chan…

Heck yeah, MIT. If you're an alumnus, let them know how you feel about this. Support the institutions who are holding the line.

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

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