Rhesus Positive

I'm sure there's another Doctor Who reference in the show somewhere, like a t-shirt or a brief mention: unfortunately it's impossible to Google. My guess is that Inspector Spacetime encouraged Abed to investigate other British sci-fi shows, but they pale in comparison to the OG

I would buy a Rolodex just to store one

Is this a plot to get us to post pet videos? Because if so

They couldn't even find more than one picture of what they think "aloof" looked like

One guy who's forgotten his bag for life and refuses to buy one at the gift shop because he knows he's already got loads in the cupboard by the sink, so he's trying to carry too many bejewelled objects but acting like it's fine

I got big "Helena from Series 10" vibes from the cake, which is seasonally appropriate 🎃

Wait, so when I call it a panino, I'm not just being annoying for the sake of it‽

I think that was in a review of Skáldskaparmál

Is goated like foxed?

The perspective trick when your brain thinks that the log is a grass-bordered path is quite the shock

A map showing the UK and most of Europe, with pins on locations where capybaras can be seen

In case of emergency: A map of every capybara in the UK and France

www.google.com/maps/@/data=...

I like to think that Walter of Bibbesworth came up with the terms of venery in a panic when he realised that Dionisie de Anesty wouldn't appreciate "fuckton" being used for every animal group

Trying to eat a pear in the brief period between rock and mush pile is beyond the ken of even a Time Lord

Very common in scriptoria around the Feast of the Annunciation

Hence the phrase "new year neume"

The best treat in a hotel breakfast buffet is one of those small glasses of cold apple juice

New theory: bullet points

How many scribal hands?

But only two turned up on the day

RELEASE THE KRAHULIK CUT

0800 00 1066

So I'm sorted if I need insurance

Pallas's Cat Paladin

A Pallasdin, if you will

Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

"I bought this four-colour clicky pen and I'm going to use it, damnit"

1) Being swift as a coursing river
2) With all the force of a great typhoon
3) With all the strength of a raging fire
4) Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Climate change has made the first 3 harder to attain, offset by the dark side of the moon becoming less mysterious since 1959

Which is why The Flintstones Movie is rockpunk

New corpo realises he's being played for a fool, fights against the system to make things better for the little guy (via tech disruption giving him bargaining power)

"WARNING: Knife is Sharp"

I watched Creature Commandos this week, thinking that it might be the James Gunn superhero property not to make me cry

I... was wrong

"Foxed commensurate with age"

I had to deal with this during a work activity involving writing limericks

Without metre it's nothing! It's not just a rhyme scheme!

The quest to discover the answer to the question: how is John Galt? Does he need anything from the shops?