@emullamaisahuman.bsky.social
I sometimes pretend I'm a baddie, But deep down I know I'm just a saddie.
18.08.2025 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am not a fussy parent. But when I feel like my kid is being treated unfairly (by teachers, groups, etc), I'm going to get over my nonconfrontational self and say something.
Please pray I don't have to be a POS this week.
Thank God for Google saving all our data. That's how I keep track of how old my MIL is. 🫠
12.05.2025 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
12.05.2025 13:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I told someone I couldn't remember my mom's birthday, but it didn't matter cause she was dead so couldn't do anything about it. 😆
12.05.2025 13:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Took my kid to a birthday party today. The family is connected to the military. Realized about 5 minutes before picking her up what shirt I was wearing...
11.05.2025 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is even worse when you're watching movies from 30+ years ago that are still relevant. 😭
I just watched a fucking BETTY BOOP cartoon from 1935, where she told the villian "no, I'd rather die." And he STILL didn't get the hint.
Bright colors and patterns make my ND-self happy. This is one of my favorite current outfits for work.
My hair gets stuck in the beads though, so I will have to go sans bead in the future. 😔
Not me teaching my coworkers how to use functions in excel. When did I become the "go-to" person for this? I just figured out how to use vlookup a couple months ago. Now I know how to use it with the "iferror" function. 🫠
02.05.2025 17:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I sent a note via FB telling them I was too busy but I'm doing fine. 😅
I wasn't really friends with anyone in my graduating class. And the ones I was friends with... would not go to high school reunions. 🫠
Ed helped spot me to do a back bend. I didn't hold that shit, but I'm still flexible enough to bend all the way back. I'm sure my body will complain in the morning.
01.05.2025 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
21.04.2025 13:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have a friend who's 8 year old refers to him as "that zombie guy."
20.04.2025 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
19.04.2025 13:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Plumbing valves and fittings prices went up 40-68%
OVERNIGHT.
Maintaining a positive self image is harrrd.
17.04.2025 00:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"From birth I was cursed"
How and why would we heal ourselves when the world is dying around us.
Another song from today: "you're healer but you can't heal everyone."
Just trying to be better somehow.
The internet has rotted my brain
16.04.2025 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please accept this comment as a humble celebration of your successes from a complete stranger. 🙂
16.04.2025 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wtf. We legally JUST started reintroducing then into parks in MY life time.
16.04.2025 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ROFL
15.04.2025 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My motivation:
1) the faster I can run a mile, the faster I can stop running
2) ed told me if I could get my mile under 15 minutes, I could get my next tattoo.
I 100% miss all my fellow late night owls.
12.04.2025 00:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My goal this year was to be able to do a cartwheel again. Goal MET.
11.04.2025 21:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0That's a shame. I was just telling my kids about the app!
07.04.2025 12:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is that the app version?
07.04.2025 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I no longer know what this is in reference to. 😅
06.04.2025 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I've been working hard. Got my mile under 20 minutes. I know that's not great, but I'm almost 40, over weight, and have never been faster than 1 mile in 20 minutes. So bite me.
06.04.2025 21:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Solid game. Good choice.
06.04.2025 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got a (legitimate) email that the board of education *recently* investigated a report that I "engaged in conduct unbecoming to the teacher profession" and had my massillon address listed. They did not elaborate any further.
And I haven't been in a classroom in almost 4 years.
