jade 🦠

night crawl

craving some complex nuance tn

whiffing distant cigarette smoke like I'm in ancient times and it's getting dark and I see the torch lit village in the valley below as I crest the hill, sword at my hip, backpack, dog, loot haul. A warm bone broth and beer await me at the tavern tonight where there'll be merriment and togetherness

I know, and I've known

The greatest artistic masterworks in human history came out within the past 10 years and you can get them on Steam and you have never heard of them

you better be ready for a great time pal

get ready to learn and understand and have fun buddy

just drained like 60% of this guys soul and he didn't even start to notice until I traded his memories for a ripstick

me when I post memes on my Instagram meme page at the function

I've been working on the railroad all the live long day bro

Conversed well yesterday. Things went smooth. Nothing gnawed on me afterwards. Today was a disaster. Every word uttered in desperation and all of them wrong. Tried to compensate with more words, which is never a good idea. Terrible performance.

this is good and all but I want a hug and maybe even a kiss too

Anyway follow me so I can fulfill my basic needs

Southwest stays on top!!!

you guys are like a nutritious broth to me

A hospital is a type of Motel 6

you ever read a post so bad you instantly mute them for eternity

needed to hear this

my chinese textbook trying to convince me it's normal after your phd to become a night market clothes seller. refreshing honesty

woke up suspended in a gel in a glass cylinder, lots of tubes, scientists walking by. not complaining. it's pretty nice actually

People are often commenting on the way I quickly rebound off surfaces

such a nasty feeling having no one to call

reading bsky as busky

It's nonbinary latino thursday

I used to love being in the vaporwave community but my pet flamingo started emailing me daily with some shit

you must treat your PC like a lady including kissing her hand (the mouse) to promote good computing

hot chicken sandwich printer. who's working on this