Alex

Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days

They’re just out there setting records at everything.

The other night on Jeopardy, two players were tied going into final. The woman in third made a small wager and her answer was, "I hope they both bet everything." They both did, all three got it wrong, and she won. As if that wasn't already hilarious enough, turns out it was all a master plan!

MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter

Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes

The concept of “lying under oath” is up for grabs right now. All the Trump SCOTUS judges did it about Roe. Kennedy did it to get his post. If one of these fuckers isn’t prosecuted it will be crystal clear that there are zero repercussions for doing so, and everyone will lie forever.

Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

They hate art! I’m sorry! They hate what it stands for, what it suggests, that it moves toward diversity and deconstruction of norms. They hate that it’s cool, they hate that it exists, they hate that they don’t understand it and they hate that some people get something out of it they can’t steal.

how on gods green earth do you not call this The Spanish Inquisition

Bronze winner biting his medal

Bronze winner spraying champagne

Bronze medal winner standing next to gold and silver winners, spraying himself in the face with champagne

Bronze medal winner kissing a woman

His dream

NBC nails the promotional material ahead of the gold medal round.

Its curling time!

(this time with the Alt text)

drafts folder: everyone meet in the street in twenty minutes we're going bare ass to greet a new american century It Happened Imao

got some drafts locked and loaded thanks bluesky

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.

Arizona at Kansas LFG

The Big Game.

Didn't realize just how many AI and crypto, MrBeast and digital-deaging commercials there were until my wife said, "You can't say 'fuck you' to EVERY ad"

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

YourFavoriteGuy & @guychristen... • 15h Kid Rock was the alternate name for Epstein Island

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

Cyclops: have you ever wondered where your light powers come from Dazzler: nope

Whenever a theater kid says you’re supposed to always say “yes, and” I’m like no, this is way better:

jd vance at least picked the place to visit where the tomatoes thrown at him are the most succulent

Have a feeling these Olympics might be educational for a lot of people who don’t pay attention to politics.

this is a phenomenal quote

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

Guys they are really, really not winning

It sucks what they’re doing to our country, and my city especially

God only knows how much damage they’ll do before they’re stopped, much of it irreversible

But they are very much not winning