Uncle Baby Billy

Sorry, I don't speak German.

*taps mic* this thing still on?

Any man can play an instrument, it takes someone special to put sunshine in bowls.

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Aldi selling kombucha!

Id much prefer some Arthur Lowe

Air fryers are shite.

Carpe diem!

Good, lollygagging in bed is for the tramps.

Let's stare at each other in Lycra again in July!

I've spent too long with @blumphy.bsky.social

Buy him a fish supper? Try and get in his pants?

People who wear On Cloud trainers CANNOT be trusted.

Redundancies are hard work, but no one can turn round and tell me that the club needs the amount of permie staff it has on the books.

Hang it in the Louvre.

This gaff needs to sort its algo, I don't want to see shite comic strips and "art" from fucking weirdos.

Good morrow!

I've deleted all my social media apps and news apps bar this because of it, will be canning this soon enough if it carries on. I just want to fume about United and tell people Traitors is shite.

God rest his soul. Thanks for playing.

I think we should sign Messi.

That's not a compliment.

Another fine stout, up there with Beamish, although not readily available and easily ruined if too cold.

Ok.

Oh Stan, stop getting stout wrong!

Don't listen to him!

Bring the cigs.

Clearly you can't enjoy the simple things in life. I've tried all the fancy stouts you go on about and they're great for two pints then it's cloying shite.

Your opinion on beer, and now TV, is invalid.

Fight me!

WAHEYYY!