my body. it wants things. it wants to get rid of things. it gets tired. it aches.
01.02.2026 21:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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Joe C. Smolen, AKA L.W. Smolen is an author of insufficiently exaggerated notoriety. Never having been arrested, he lives on the Oregon Coast with Sherrie and the ghost of their black, Standard Poodle Rico Suave.
my body. it wants things. it wants to get rid of things. it gets tired. it aches.
01.02.2026 21:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is HIGH quality fact. As far as anybody can tell, esp. with viruses. Dance is as good as any other guess work about how they communicate. But they do.
01.02.2026 21:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Squirt it with Armor-All and it'll go to 5 months. No lie
01.02.2026 21:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HAW!
01.02.2026 21:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dude, maybe you should just quit pestering her for what you want and let her find her way back to who she was before she had to start making stupid adjustments to accommodate your so-far unchecked ego
01.02.2026 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wakata nai, yo!
01.02.2026 21:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What people think and say is mostly blab anyway. Keep listening for what YOU want to hear
01.02.2026 21:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know a guy who's close close close with lizards!
01.02.2026 21:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ya mean I gotta cut off more than one finger?
01.02.2026 21:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're a little bit discerning, dude. Gonna save yer neck!
01.02.2026 21:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0People talk like they know what cops are about - 97% hearsay and social media
01.02.2026 21:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Barnacles attach themselves to anything at all - other barnacles, pop bottles, sections of pipe, the shells of dead clams. People are smarter than barnacles - if they use their noggins
01.02.2026 21:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"You can hurt someone and not even know it." Bob Dylan.
01.02.2026 21:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0weird
01.02.2026 21:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what are hitmen? are there hitgirls?
01.02.2026 21:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Been in a wreck
01.02.2026 21:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why hell. He doesn't need to know. His shoes are weapons. They don't tie. Don't you know anything?
01.02.2026 21:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ding dang! Speaking for yourself?
01.02.2026 21:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cat's irises look more like "attack coming"
01.02.2026 21:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We have one of those. Compared to other plants around the house, it doesn't even look alive, maybe manufactured in its regular perfection
01.02.2026 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Monkeys would be an advanced species, I KNOW
01.02.2026 21:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gosh! That's dead-nuts true
01.02.2026 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Shoot! A girl like that? Her best years on the horizon - maybe.
01.02.2026 20:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I remember Andre. Pro wrestler in the 1970s or so. Him, Dutch Savage, Tough Tony Borne, Pago Pago, Rowdy Rod Piper & others. Bashing each other with steel folding chairs. Sure looked like blood. Those were the days!
01.02.2026 20:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Compromise is an important word x idealogies are competing x there is a claim that laws are being enforced x compromise can easily be arrived at by changing immigration law x BIG political price, though, to whoever makes proposals about that
27.01.2026 15:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, what's the short version of what's interrupting you? (I know I have my own frustrations)
23.01.2026 15:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I like to get visited on substack by people with a little block of time long enough to read one of my short fictions
23.01.2026 15:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away. George made WHAM what it was.
23.01.2026 15:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Poet, Interrupted
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