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oh god this NY girl actually going to ruin my life

Buddy she’s gonna ruin my fucking life I’m in love with her

I had premarital sex with a Catholic girl and the pope died during it. sometimes in life you wonder if your actions have consequences

Casemiro today:

pussy from a bisexual woman comes with the kind of withdrawals where you beg god to kill you

when I get too high and start thinking about tweeting I begin live editing my tweets in the sky above me like I’m Harold with the purple crayon

there’s literally zero chance in the world that Daisy Edgar jones doesn’t smell good

this is the only place I talk about my hinge stuff online because I don’t want to put it anywhere my ex would see it

it is simply not sustainable to keep living and dying by how my hinge situationships are going but I can’t afford therapy so no one is helping me fix this glaring mental defect

just wrapped on a second date and had a wonderful time

Jokic probably wanna kill himself when a game goes to overtime

@anthonydoyle.bsky.social goddamn these Raps are SORRY

Can’t have two Gumby mfs in the same frontcourt probably but yeah the Tre Jones Renaissance has been very fun. If only he had the necessary runway to outplay Giddey and discourage a massive extension

Jake hurwitz mentioned 🤩

posting recent Spotify searches for transparency and vulnerability, please do the same below

Girl Meets World was so godawful I wish we could erase it from existence

If I respond to some of these women I will only feel anxiety

the Three Numbers of despair and humiliation

just the way it goes, I continue to tell myself

debriefed with some close friends, don’t wanna flood chat w my inane thoughts but thank you 💙

Apologies that this has been the only thing I’ve used bsky for in a month, but it was also the only exciting thing happening in my life

Date 3 went really well, I thought, but got a “I don’t think we’re a match” text this morning so I guess it’s back to being Joever

Date 2 home run success, to the point that date 3 was booked before the night had ended on date 2. We might be back fr

Can cross “Jeremy Allen White sighting” off my Chicago resident bingo card

turbocharged hellzone mind grenade

remembering how fast or slow the first month or two of this is supposed to go feels like trying to take my AP US History exam right now

finally interested in someone on Hinge again and I forgot the early days of trying to date someone you’re smitten with feel exactly like this