Tim Dunkman

LeBubu

This better not have anything to do with Taco Tuesday I swear

LeBron previews “The Second Decision” on instagram, coming tomorrow at 12pm est

We all knew it was coming but Steph Curry has finally achieved sainthood

Warriors starters will feature 4 of the 16 oldest regular starters in the NBA from last season

Suns: “We offer a fair, equitable, and welcoming work environment, and anyone who disagrees is fired”

Post-Warriors KD has been cursed with some of the worst luck imaginable

In an interview with Forbes about his winery, CJ McCollum discussed the value of immigrants.

ICE has since been deployed to the Washington Wizards practice facility and has detained Alex Sarr, Bilal Coulibaly, mascot G-Wiz, and tear gassed anyone drinking wine nearby

Steve Ballmer’s next excuse will be that he thought he was investing in AI, for which Kawhi Leonard would more plausibly be a token spokesbot

On March 17th the Charlotte Hornets will host Sports Betting Night, where you can bring your children to get addicted to gambling!

Help build the next generation of suckers to feed the Bet365 machine!

*Halftime entertainment to include prop bets on baby races and “Yay for Parlays” musical show

“As one source put it, when told about all the corporate sponsors in Toronto who would be happy to have Leonard as a pitchman, his camp said, ‘We don’t want to do anything.’”

Kawhi not really helping counter the narrative that nobody wants to work anymore

More offseason hijinks from Luka

Not even wearing a backpack can stop Luka magic

YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT Kawhi Leonard Signed a Secret $28M Deal. Steve Ballmer Funded a Fraud. We Followed the Money. | PTFO

Don’t just read the headlines about how the Clippers circumvented the salary cap to pay Kawhi Leonard…

Pablo Torre lays out the case like Sherlock Holmes, it’s riveting stuff

youtu.be/1OwzYk6OCFM

And then the gods gave the people a sign, and it was a goat in the sky

-Book of Hoopers, 23:45

YouTube video by The Scoreboard 2 Serbia vs Slovenia | Jokic vs Doncic, Eurobasket 2025 LIVE

Luka vs Joker tipping off in Eurobasket 2025

Watchable here:

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NBC’s coverage of the NBA is off to an outstanding start with this NBA Jam promo

8 out of 10 Christmas Day games will feature teams from the West

The Eastern Conference is going to be a hot mess next season

Good stuff but friendly suggestion to turn off the music after your intro so you can be heard more easily

De’Aaron Fox was always going to get the max but there’s still a bit of sticker shock once the ink dries

Fortunately most of the Spurs talent are on rookie deals so salary cap entanglements are a problem for Future Spurs

Gilbert Arenas is the type of guy who would make t-shirts that read “ARENAS INTERNATIONAL GUN SMUGGLING CLUB”

Cam Thomas @24_camthomas The consenus? F*** you and the consensus @ZachLowe_NBA. This is most likely the same consensus teams who can't guard me and send double teams from jump ball. Why are we double teaming a guy who's "not that good" make it make sense please. NBA Retweet @ @RTNBA •2d Zach Lowe on Cam Thomas: "The consensus on Cam Thomas — if there is one, and he's got some fans, and he's got some mega-detractors - but the consensus is kind of like Empty Calories Ball Hog."

The pod where Zach Lowe and Nekias Duncan talked about Cam Thomas was full of nuance, but Thomas fell for the bait

He did make positive strides last year—14th in offensive EPM and 5th in iso efficiency before getting hurt—but it’s hard to shake that chucker/ball hog tag once you’ve earned it

Maybe the real championship was the fans we made along the way

Sam Presti wasn’t making the Harden mistake a second time

Thunder have locked up their big 3 long enough to go dynasty hunting

Norm Powell is a great pickup for the Heat. 22ppg on 61.5%TS is no small feat in the NBA

But he’ll be a 33 year old free agent next summer so the Clippers probably had cold feet about paying him

Hopefully this leads to the end of players waiting for the buzzer to sound before halfheartedly shooting just to protect their FG%

DeAndre Ayton chose the Lakers because he’s going to get so many lobs from Luka it’ll fool someone into giving him another fat contract

The Grizzlies offseason is never properly complete unless someone suffers an injury

Worst news of the offseason so far

Yet another perplexing chapter in “What exactly are the Sacramento Kings doing”