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Colonel Kickhead

@colonelkickhead.bsky.social

Look let's be honest here, I'm just not a very nice guy. My partner @gidgitvonlarue.bsky.social is the nice one

23 Followers  |  30 Following  |  8 Posts  |  Joined: 20.10.2023  |  1.5099

Latest posts by colonelkickhead.bsky.social on Bluesky

Are you having a shower?

01.12.2023 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, makes sense. I thought for a minute you'd maybe photoshopped yourself behind a Fox news desk...which would be an interesting choice. I'm sure the local affiliates are all nice people, evil isn't big on travelling regionally so probably stays in New York ๐Ÿ˜‰

21.11.2023 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't tell if this is fake news, faked fake news or just standard fake news which I guess whichever way you look at it is kind of Fox's thing regardless

21.11.2023 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did try but apparently Cirque du Soleil doesn't need overweight middle aged guys who have the fitness level of a a dead asthmatic racoon by the side of the road. And I put on a sparkly silver costume for the interview & everything! Bastards!

21.10.2023 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like a social media version of dodge ball just with less balls but a lot more dodgy.

20.10.2023 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Parody is the new journalism because journalism is the new parody.

20.10.2023 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This place has a nice vibe & new car smell to it....just not a Tesla new car smell if you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰

20.10.2023 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhh. A new home. Feels like the old one but somehow better!

20.10.2023 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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