sara

why did ottessa moshfegh write lapvona

people who are good at junimo cart terrify me

i cant believe tiktok wanted a bush summer (no longer shaving) but instead we got a george w bush summer (war w the middle east and devastating flood)

feeling soooo saturn by sza

do u have to brush your teeth if you have vaneers

1 thing about me is im going to get into a comment war on tt regarding the secret lives of mormon wives

when I was a kid I used to be so weirded out by tweety bird people but here i am at 29 as a pochacco girl

my tin hat conspiracy theory is that all buttons in elevators to close doors don't work and they will close on a timer regardless

I told my husband about the slutty trivago guy and how they recast him bc he was too sexy for television and my husband put his head in his hands and was like what are you even talking about

they named him charles entertainment cheese

my frontal lobe developed and suddenly I care if my socks match

so many things are developing at work and I keep asking for "fair price" quotes on things like im in the fuckin goblin market

um hi I was one of these kids and I have stoooooooorieeeeeees

im sorry for who i was when my hair was straightened

do u think the other people at the intersection saw me disassociating at the red light while lady marmalade was blaring in my car

me (someone who wears almost exclusively black and gray clothing, looking at my pale pink manicure): what a radical choice. no one has done this before. shocking and mysterious. who is she

the "listening to audiobooks doesn't count as reading" argument is so tired. no one caaaaares - just say you prefer physical reading. audiobooks are an excellent way of creating accessibility for fiction and non fiction. it's the same words, just a different format. move on.

frizzy hair is back i am tired of conforming to gel and mousse

a religious detective service called pontius private

what niche skill is it where I can easily care for and preserve a vegetable garden but every houseplant I have WILL die in record time

I am BEGGING everyone in my life to stop giving me houseplants as gifts. I APPRECIATE IT but I CANT KEEP THEM ALIVE and it's STRESSING ME OUT

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

weren't they siblings too wasn't that the part that made it extra bad

it's soooooooo heavy handed

the history books describing the digital age will be categorized like bttb and attb (before tiktok ban / after tiktok ban)

OOP IT HAPPENED

why does it look like The More You Know logo is crashing back to earth

besties WHO is moving to pixelfed like ppl are talking about it nonstop and yet no one is like follow me on pixelfed so my feed is DEAD - are there any bookish creators on there?? help

I'm obseeeeeessed w those keychains do you do custom orders

I realize multiple things I've posted recently have had to do w tt and I just want yall to know i do touch grass I swear