Briana Pavey

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social My kid (12.5), just started watching AP Bio, reminding me of your comic genius. Thank you, sir.

I need some
Group problem solving. I received this text from my neighbor yesterday.
“I'm sorry to have to tell you but your cat is spraying the bush on the side of our driveway. Would you please keep him off our property. Thanks”

How would you respond?

#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur
Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…

Dolly Parton Calls Out Indiana Gov Over Plan to Dump Her Imagination Library The country singer started the “Imagination Library” nearly 30 years ago to encourage early literacy.

Q: How evil do you have to be to cut a Dolly book program?

A: Pretty f*cking evil.

Solution: Dolly for Prez!

Dolly Parton Calls Out Indiana Gov Over Plan to Dump Her Imagination Library www.thedailybeast.com/dolly-parton... cc @drjengunter.bsky.social

Well said.

This is a reminder that no one can convince Trump voters to no longer support Trump, better than Trump can.

Does anyone else have multiple
Versions of one or more famous celebrity types following them? How do I know which one (if any) is real?

Does anyone else have multiple
Versions of one or more famous celebrity types following them? How do I know which one (if any) is real?

Sending warm vibes. It’s sunny today.
I bet the earthquake was really weird for you. I’ve lived in WA for 20 years and only remember feeling one so far….

I’ve been wondering where you are located with all of your talk of being cold.
I’m in PNW. We are at our coldest now. 29 this am.

I’m all for embracing our inner and outer idiots. Laugh so we don’t cry.

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He returned later and I said, “ you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” As he headed out the door, I informed him that I would be there all week. I work in an office.😊

My boss came to work dressed all in black. I told him that he looked like a burglar. He said he was missing his ski mask and left my office.
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What goes on down there is none of my business

Love the book, but the terrible dubbing of voices is so distracting!

@brittneyrourke.bsky.social ‘sup. Me too. But not telling fb yet.

@therealseanhayes.bsky.social

I’m behind on Smartless… started at the beginning and just now up to Oct 2024. Today, I listened to the Tim Walz episode. Now I’m super sad. We had so much hope, now what?
How are you cheering yourself up?

I found your fb post. Trying to get out of there.
I have a Hugh Jackman following me, but I really doubt it is him.
Also Dwayne Johnson. But the name is misspelled so I know it’s a fake.

a man with a star on his head is eating a green plant ALT: a man with a star on his head is eating a green plant

@robinlittlewing.bsky.social

@robinlittlewing.bsky.social Hey Lady! I only have dudes following me and it’s freaking me out. You are the first of my local friends on here. Please point me toward others so I can have a real community again.

I’m not sure how to use this new app, but if I don’t try, I will never learn.