Elemental P (LMNOP)

One of the best new features of iOS 26. Call Holding because customer service sucks.

two roasted turkeys are sitting on trays on a grill outside ALT: two roasted turkeys are sitting on trays on a grill outside

Whew.

We don’t know what we want and saying shit like “clicks”. We want women to be professional cooks but don’t consider EXPERIENCE.

iPhone 11. Lol.

To celebrate the announcement of the album release, Ice Man, I wore my Black Panther Soundtrack Tee Shirt. 😂

Aye!

Looks like Skype to me! 😂

Yo, what I do to you?

One of the ugliest things about Religion is that people use it for their personal benefits and it has nothing to do with the religion itself.

+1

(for those who need alt text, @reesetheone.bsky.social is pro-Israel and we've blocked them).

Caping for people that have a history of wiping people out is wild.

She does sing like she’s wants to be talked through it.

Rinch it off = 🚿
Rench around = 🫴🏾⤵️

Had to share this classic clip about Watermelon. It still is a delicious fruit. Rest in peace, Petey Greene!

I know Cream of Wheat is mad at people that add sugar to something that deserves to be savory and ONLY savory!

I’m mad as hell at Smoothie King for approving something like this. I blame RFK Jr.

a man wearing sunglasses and a headband with the word guc on it is standing in an elevator . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a headband with the word guc on it is standing in an elevator .

You see it!

Nigga, V-8 is RIGHT THERE!

We don’t have the health care in this country to support the decision to drink this.

Me if I worked at Smoothie King and you asked me for this:

Rest up, mane!

I blame sugar in grits folks. 😂

You:

I was told it looks like I’m losing weight. I’ll take it! 😂

White Man acting like a squirrel when they see a car. MOVE!

Listen to women. Our hair be looking like old Brillo Pads without the trims.

Casualties reported as police confirm ‘active shooter’ at Fort Stewart | CNN Casualties have been reported amid a lockdown at the US Army’s Fort Stewart in Georgia, after a Fort Stewart police spokesperson confirmed “there is an active shooter.”

Police are responding to an "active shooter" situation at Fort Stewart in Georgia. The US Army base is currently under lockdown.