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A snickers bar split open, with a JPEG of a copper ingot exposed in the middle
Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview
24.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 3308 🔁 259 💬 127 📌 25
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
23.10.2025 20:14 — 👍 26825 🔁 5470 💬 336 📌 253
Daulton Varsho has done what no left-handed hitter could do against Blake Snell this year 😳
(via: x/MLBStats)
I’ve decided that people are still on Twitter because every thing you post there gets 5 times the number of likes you get here because no one is real on Twitter
25.10.2025 02:45 — 👍 276 🔁 18 💬 17 📌 1That Barger blast was the FIRST PINCH-HIT GRAND SLAM IN WORLD SERIES HISTORY.
#HolyCrap #Bluejays
Alejandro Kirk takes a hack for the fences. He looks beautiful
I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
Dennis Wideman had his 20 game suspension reduced to 10, but he had already served 19 of the 20 games by then.
04.02.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is what, his 5th suspension in 2 years? The guys a lunkhead, he'll do something dumb by the end of the season.
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