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Master of Bitchcraft she/her

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Not enough obituaries have racist POS in them and it's really starting to show

01.09.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Woman laying down facing a phone camera at an unflattering angle

Woman laying down facing a phone camera at an unflattering angle

This week I had to take my therapy appointment from the car. And when she logged on, she was like wow Ruth you have a beautiful face. She gushed at me for about a minute about how pretty I am.

Best $35 co-pay I ever spent.

Then I realized it's because she usually sees me at therapy like this:

01.05.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GitHub - harrisj/trump_data: A repository for collecting several simple datasets that track the impact of the Trump 47 regime A repository for collecting several simple datasets that track the impact of the Trump 47 regime - harrisj/trump_data

In case it's helpful, I've been keeping an updated timeline of DOGE's fake "IT modernization" tasks at agencies (and some other data like Trump's golf trips or weekly unemployment claims) here at my little data repo github.com/harrisj/trum...

Suggestions/bug reports/questions always welcome

14.03.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Went to this book signing and Lauren was smart, funny and engaging. Whoever did this cupcake topper is a pro.

14.04.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Covid flu A and B test shown with fake results

Covid flu A and B test shown with fake results

My six year old didnโ€™t want to go to school. When his test was negative he decided to take matters into his own hands.

08.03.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Information was shared illegally. A career employee at the Social Security Administration provided unauthorized access to data to Elon Muskโ€™s staffers. This employee, Leland Dudek, a data analyst, was recently promoted to acting commissioner by Trump.

22.02.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9153    ๐Ÿ” 2711    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 179    ๐Ÿ“Œ 119
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Planning my next vacation

21.02.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The older I get the more expired food I eat

20.02.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Muskโ€™s DOGE seeks access to personal taxpayer data, raising alarm at IRS Muskโ€™s DOGE seeks access to personal taxpayer data at IRS

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

17.02.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

06.02.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149256    ๐Ÿ” 27684    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6368    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2259
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Me explaining to my husband in great detail why the Doechii Tiny Desk Concert was a brilliant piece of modern art.

04.02.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who should I be subscribing to on patreon or Substack to stay up to date on all the horse crap happening with our guvment?

01.02.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.

01.02.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28843    ๐Ÿ” 13083    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5927    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2721

I had polio when i was 9. I was taken from my parents & placed in a Hospital for contageous diseases- the polio ward. I would see them once a week - thru the glass window at the end of my ward. I could not walk. It was terrifying. Kids died. Iron lungs were awful. Dont let RFK Jr ban the vaccine

14.12.2024 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43269    ๐Ÿ” 12232    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 924    ๐Ÿ“Œ 481

someone on tiktok said, โ€œweโ€™ve got 7 lex luthors and no superman,โ€ and i canโ€™t stop thinking about it

18.01.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3037    ๐Ÿ” 734    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

TikTok ban was never about China and more about Zuck and his idiot buddies losing marketshare. Never forget that.

17.01.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So weโ€™re just hanging out waiting for our government to crumble? Ok cool. I hope theyโ€™ll serve hors dโ€™oeuvres.

16.01.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are very few housing shelters for LGBTQ youth. I canโ€™t imagine coming out to my parents at 18, getting kicked out and ending up in a general population shelter hoping I donโ€™t get my ass kicked for being gay.

15.01.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No DMs please? Why are you here then? Itโ€™s like walking into a networking event and then telling people you only do group conversations. My brain hurts.

15.01.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We need to bring more attention to this cause. Children are dyingโ€ฆ.

to hear more dad jokes

10.01.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

College freshman today were 6 years old in the 2012 election.

A student of mine (age 20) told me after class that he appreciates when I explain how US politics and media were different before, because the Trump era is all heโ€™s seen.

This is what young Americans think politics is. Itโ€™s normal now.

14.12.2024 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5666    ๐Ÿ” 1556    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 169    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107

Think about all the published articles that people didnโ€™t finish reading. How many unread words are out there on the internet wasting CPUs. How human of us.

27.11.2024 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is never enough whipped cream on any desserts. Iโ€™m not sure how much is enough but I know what I get is not it.

26.11.2024 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She and Cookie Monster are the order and chaos muppet avatars of literacy

24.11.2024 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just learned calling your kids crotch goblins can make others uncomfortable โœ๐Ÿผ

23.11.2024 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somebody better feed that baby some butter he needs to wax his little beans ๐Ÿพ

21.11.2024 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re really on the Oregon trail now Wes ๐Ÿ˜…

21.11.2024 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re a woman in any STEM field I encourage you to meet young women and show them that people that look just like you have jobs they CAN get if they do choose someday. Even if they donโ€™t pursue it, knowing they could still means something.

20.11.2024 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I worked at the Center for Astrophysics my abusive partner would threaten to call my work and embarrass me and in one instance he had called there.

20.11.2024 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My biggest advice: choose your partner wisely. They will derail your career if you choose poorly. If your friends and family donโ€™t like them, RUN.

20.11.2024 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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