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Joel Eisenberg

@joeleisenberg.bsky.social

Award-winning writer of The Chronicles of Ara novels. Author and screenwriter. Producer of film and television. WGA member. PEN America member. Words are my weapons and I wear my passion on my sleeve. Lit rep: Scott Kaufman at Buchwald.

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It ain’t rocket science. If he’s not guilty, release the damn files and move on.

Period.

12.11.2025 17:50 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Voters around the country have sent a clear message tonight:

We are tired of the chaos and the bullshit.

Midterms are next.

05.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 115    🔁 18    💬 10    📌 1
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Mark Hamill Accepts Gregory Peck Award at San Diego Film Festival: ‘There Are So Many People Who Helped Me Get to Where I Am Today’ At the San Diego Intl. Film Festival, which ran from Oct. 15-19, Mark Hamill received the Gregory Peck Award for Cinematic Excellence.

A big, belated congratulations to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social for receiving the Gregory Peck Award at this year’s San Diego International Film Festival.

Worthless Trivia: In the early 2000s, I ran the screenwriting competition for this same festival.

variety.com/2025/film/ne...

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Wrong.

The polyp is moderately more handsome.

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Mike Johnson and the House stand in the way of any deal the Senate makes to end the shutdown ‘They’ve been predicting we would fold, and we would be predicting they would find a backbone,’ one Democrat says

Trump’s Little Johnson, yet again representing the national example that boot-licking is far more important to the country than voters meeting their food and medical bills.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...?

02.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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As addressed on my Facebook page…

02.11.2025 14:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"What The F—k Did You Expect" — A MAGA Mom On SNAP Is Going Viral For Her Post Blasting Her Family For Refusing To Lend Her Grocery Money "I sympathize with them if they're struggling, but at the same time what the f—k did you expect."

“What the fuck did you expect?” is an understatement.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

02.11.2025 13:01 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Good Morning.

29.10.2025 12:00 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Speaks for itself.

28.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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National Guard troops stun with rare vow to defy Trump's orders: 'Stand up to the Gestapo' - NewsBreak President Donald Trump might be the commander in chief, but two National Guard soldiers vowed to refuse to follow his orders if they conflict with the law

About damn time. Hopefully others will follow suit.

share.newsbreak.com/fnxftuv2?s=i16

28.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

Since his candidacy during the 45 era, I’ve read post after post that Donald Trump has Alzheimer’s. As someone who lost an aunt, an uncle and a grandmother from Alzheimer’s, I’m tired of the politically-convenient grandstanding.The asswipe doesn’t have Alzheimer’s. He’s evil. There’s a difference.

28.10.2025 13:25 — 👍 14    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
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I did a thing.

Nearly two years following the passing of my beloved wife, Lorie Girsh-Eisenberg, I remarried.

My college girlfriend, Barbara Herman, lost her husband under similar circumstances.

We reconnected after over 40 years, and wed last Friday.

BTW, check out that cake!

Life goes on…

28.10.2025 13:10 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 8    📌 0

Better?

16.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 1    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Easy peasy.

15.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 23    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 2
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Whoever created this, take a bow.

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Good Morning.

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My fiancé and I attended one of the 50th Anniversary screenings of ”The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”

It still holds up. Goes against everything Trump Inc. believes in. Not a MAGA hat in the crowd.

Therefore… may I recommend the film as the official movie of the Trump administration?

Troll away…

05.10.2025 16:35 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Emphasis on “free people“...

03.10.2025 18:24 — 👍 37    🔁 20    💬 2    📌 0
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With this, I’m back on my self-imposed social media exile until November…

29.09.2025 15:21 — 👍 361    🔁 79    💬 12    📌 3
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Indian cinema addict here.

Among this year’s most commercially successful #Bollywood films, #Saiyaara is one of the damnedest cinematic romances I’ve seen. Now on Netflix, it certainly has its over the top moments and it’s not always realistic… but what works, works hard.

It’s about the message…

29.09.2025 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump Renews Tariff Threat on Films Made Outside the U.S., Still Doesn’t Make Sense President Trump has once again threatened tariffs on movies produced outside the U.S.

Garbage.

Though I live in the U.S., I recently received an EP credit on a film shot in Canada.

President Dipshit, for one you may want to consider working w/states to strengthen their tax incentive programs if you sincerely want to alleviate “runaway production.”

www.indiewire.com/news/general...

29.09.2025 14:58 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you. The text reads:"There's a reason why you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state.
The other serves and protects the people.
When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."
—William Adama, Battlestar Galactica

29.09.2025 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve been on a self-imposed social media break while planning my upcoming wedding.

In the meantime, some memes are simply too truthful to ignore…

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Courtesy of Lydia Cornell…

17.09.2025 17:05 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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#DoTheSame

16.09.2025 13:53 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump on ‘Radical Left Lunatics’: ‘We Have to Beat the Hell Out of Them’ The president also called for nonviolence in a separate response to reporters.

Never ends.

www.thedailybeast.com/trump-on-rad...

12.09.2025 15:30 — 👍 11    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 1

Well..?

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