JustAlan

Sitting at work behind the line while the roller spits out ticket after ticket hopelessly waiting for an April fools joke.

There was no joke, I was the April fool.

Not my your but I def had surfer mickey

The trap I see establishment Democrats and their mouthpieces making is having your political moral compass based on the popularity of any issue rather than the morality of any issue. The vast majority of human rights issues aren't popular until they are enacted. Take the moral position.

At the half way point of Jon Stewart's interview with senator Chris Murphy, you can see the senator say to himself "fuck it, let's just give them the lumber." Damage control, most definitely, but an honest and ruthless conversation about democratic policy in the past decade nonetheless. Great work.

Wowsers everyone is really upset with this Chuck guy, I hope a donkey kicks him.

Picture of a Gengar plush holding a glass of chocolate milk with text saying “He offers you choccy milk.”

Holy fuck, I remember seeing these in a friend older brothers bit box back in the day day

What a shit show.
Their next step is going to be 6 year olds working in Amazon warehouses.

Took a shot of cold brew and masturbated, call that a frap.

A whole party of episode 3 era Jar Jar Binks

Bring this energy to comic book movies, let's see how down these "nerds" really are

She grab

Peanut isn't a loaf, she's a crescent.

Homies about to be turnt

She's a punk rawk kitty

The grass is always greener in Greenland, so they say.
Who's they? Well the American government of course

At least the leaky roof in my apartment makes me feel like I'm living in the bilge of a pirate ship.

Elon Musk digging his greedy fingers into the US government didn't happen over night, it's been happening for years.

Peanut attack

Sysco could be anywhere

I watch @theserfstv.bsky.social for two things

A: hard hitting crass Canadian News

2: Lance going off on the most random tangent I have ever heard that day that by the grace of the gods ties back into the main story at the last milli second.

I have to pay the snug tax to peanut whenever I leave the apartment.

Presiding Xi never tried to take my healthcare

I never understood the "no spoilers" part of the media zeitgeist(?). I always enjoyed hearing the parts of movies and TV shows that my friends find interesting because it makes me interested in watching what they are talking about, so I guess short of the long.

Spoil your favorite media to me.

The funniest part of the Gulf of Mexico/America fiasco as a former Floridian is we just called it "the Gulf" and nobody acknowledged it as a legitimate body of water to visit, as far as we were concerned that shit belonged to Texas.

"A beach with no waves? the fuck outta here!"

You know what? At this point, I'd accept a Howard the duck MCU movie. Fuck it. Or should I say DUCK IT!

Peanut isn't a loaf, she's a bean.

Another reason to love comic books