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435 Followers  |  131 Following  |  319 Posts  |  Joined: 10.07.2023  |  2.0454

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Girl melatonin

01.02.2026 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is why I can't leave that place

10.07.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heyyy

10.07.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's become such a fucking loser honestly. Just a big blob of nothing to add while never shutting up

10.07.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is like visiting a Vietnam war museum as a boomer vet

28.05.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tell him he's just like drag race icon mystique summers

08.05.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For how supposedly anti dogma he is it's very clear when u read anything of his for two seconds that he's very blind to his own

07.05.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortch I would say they're a closer equivalent to the 24hr news person but for kids which is worse

06.05.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk if it's a right now thing but before i die there will definitely be at least one pope who's a furry

28.04.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Was conclave a documentary

23.04.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hadn't even accounted for the fact he died on Easter Sunday LMAO like ok diva! Pull focus!

21.04.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He was hagging out

21.04.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

absolutely bodied by luxembourgish

21.04.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4858    ๐Ÿ” 1241    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

The way I ran to your profile as soon as I heard the news. You're like the gay Ilze Scamparini (trust me here and laugh bc this is a very funny joke if you're Brazilian)

21.04.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how do you say โ€œdiva downโ€ in Latin

21.04.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1631    ๐Ÿ” 379    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

21.04.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12012    ๐Ÿ” 3302    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 134    ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

michelangelo not sculpting men with bbls impossible challenge

20.04.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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20.04.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Amen

20.04.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 268    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

SSRIs ain't got nothing on the TS Madison episode of the bald and the beautiful

16.04.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the schizoposting bites back

16.04.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ideal scenario is he Barbra Streisands this like the couch thing

16.04.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This feels both incredibly schizophrenic but also firmly in "what the hell, sure" territory

16.04.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What's happening lmfao

16.04.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Heyyy

16.04.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The way I want one so bad...

16.04.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did we ever girl... :/

08.04.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah after that one German guy who was going back home to new Hampshire got randomly locked up and waterboarded by ICE over apparently a decade old DUI issue, I feel like people are not taking any chances

08.04.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fentanyl use plunges because the cartels realize thereโ€™s more money in coffee

08.04.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 885    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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